Most of your questions sent in to Ask IMAO Anything were already answered. The crack team that provided the answers included:
- walruskkkch
- tankdemon
- c64wood
Bacon to you one and all!
Now for the questions that were not answered.
walruskkkch: Does Frank J post over at GAB.com as Franksalterego? Asking for a friend.
That’s Frank J.’s bot that has gone wild.
wr104: The NBA is the NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION. They just had the NBA championship game. The Golden Gate Warriors lost to a team from Canada. How is it that a team from Canada can even play in a game for OUR NATIONAL championship when they are not from the US?
Well, here’s the thing. While you know basketball was invented in Springfield, Massachusetts in 1891 by James Naismith, what you may not know, or have forgotten, is that Naismith was Canadian. Sure, he had to leave Canadia to come to the U.S. to do something worthwhile, the game still has Canadian roots. And, most of the teams in the NBL and BBA (the forerunners of the NBA) were close to Canadia. And, one BBA team was actually in Canadia, the Toronto Huskies, who were so bad they went through four coaches in their only season. Toronto’s current team doesn’t suck as bad, it seems.
Francis: If I eliminate one mole from his tunnel, will another come and take his place? (Don’t have a magic sword or shape changing fairies to help me, so could really use some enlightenment on this matter.)
No explanation necessary. Your question is legit. And, while it may seem as if there are an infinite number of moles in the ground, the fact is there are only 6.02214076×1023 of the critters in the average yard. So, keep at it. You’ll eventually win this war of attrition.
Harvey: What is Colin Mochrie’s greatest line?
“To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that’s why I just make up crap.”*
Bob B: Is there any more beautiful sound than the Islamic call to prayer at sunrise?
The sound an AH-64 Apache makes is pretty awesome.
All of the other questions submitted were answered. Thanks again to those that helped.
And, yes, there is still one more emailed question that hasn’t been answered. For the person who emailed it, I will be answering. But, timing hasn’t been right for my formatting of the answer. It’s not something I can easily do while traveling. But, the answer is coming, I promise.
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Questions in the comments will likely be answered in the comments; those that aren’t answered, or that may need further clarification, I’ll answer next time. I’ll also answer the questions that are emailed to us.
Ask IMAO Anything. Because we know everything.
Why do I feel the answer to my question somewhat…
unsatisfying.
You need more fiber in your diet.
Does Tequila count as fiber?
Question for this issue.
When somebody loves you is it no good unless they love you all the way?
I never go all the way on a first date. Try Tinder.
Don’t expect AOL to get your mole joke.
Speaking of which, the Pogo Possum comic strip featured a character named Molester Mole. Could he have gotten away with that mild jest today?
Only if the character were a Hollywood director or a Democrat candidate.
Best scene in Rambo 3?
The part where he’s in Siberia carrying random wood and running up a mountain while screaming “I AM THE LAW!”, and he has to figure out how to use the three seashells.
Will you answer questions even if they don’t end with a question mark.
Maybe?
Perhaps#
Which would be more unpleasant: using dental floss you found on a city street, or listening to one minute of the Westboro Baptist Church’s average sermon?
Sermon…Even if said floss was off of a San Francisco street. That’s why God created antibiotics.
Wait, where else can you get dental floss?
Isn’t that some strange new dance craze?
23 skidoo!
Wait… WBC is Westbrook Baptist Church? I thought it was the Westboro Blasphemy Club.
Go with the dental floss, but spray it with some disinfectant first. Unfortunately, disinfectant is powerless against the WBC.
Anybody ever absent-mindedly go to the taskbar to switch applications when they only wanted to switch tabs?
No, just you.
Oxford comma. Where do you stand?
I prefer, the Shatner, comma, in, all situations.
I stand by my girl Bill.
Seeing as the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep the VP’s PC on the QT?
Oxford Comma:
A must. All the time.
Lack of Oxford Comma Costs Maine Company Millions in Overtime Dispute
New York Times | 3/16/17 | Daniel Victor
http://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/16/us/oxford-comma-lawsuit.html
Amongst other examples are:
“I leave my $millions divided equally to Tom, Dick and Harry”
vs.
“I leave my $millions divided equally to Tom, Dick, and Harry.”
Where is Canadia? Is that one of the new 57 states Obama talked about?
(ref: wr104 answer from last Ask IMAO Anything: Answers #19)
It’s where Canadians are from.
Nuke it.
It’s the only way to be sure.
It was renamed to Canukistan after independence.
I sometimes throw extraneous commas about unnecessarily just because my loyalties are to Cambridge.
Which does Elizabeth Warren have less of: Faith, Hope, or Cherokee?
Honesty.
Does Warren feel that absolute pow-wow corrupts absolutely?
She doesn’t feel anything other than superior.