Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
…to pay for universal healthcare with wampum.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
well I’m not saying she is promising to give everyone their own personal [Illegal] Alien for domestic chores around the house but…its promising everyone their own personal [Illegal] Alien for domestic chores around the house.
…to allow you to keep your Medicine Man.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
everyone gets 24$ worth of cheap beads and glass trinkets.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
not to speak with forked tongue.
… which once again, blew the needles off of a lie detector.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
to not start a land war in Asia.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
to replace here former producers of campaign promises with Llamas.
with hats.
…to pass restrictive measures on the glut of raindances performed in the Midwest.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
to NOT check off the Native American box on the 2020 Census form.
If she does, whom do I Sioux?
… and no one noticed. Or cared.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
which isn’t any different from her old campaign promise except this time she really, really means it. Swearsies!
Pinko swear.
…to get herself a beer.
Does she promise to bring me one as well?
AND a sammitch!
And don’t forget my cigars and slippers wench!
Yeah, you’re not going to want to eat that sammitch.
Only if you’re brave.
Injun name, “Runs to bushes”.
…to forbid all smoking, including Peace Pipes.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
to force the production of new Season 8 for Games of Thrones.
…in the form of a blank page for her voters to fill out.
…to hand out paddle balls to everyone in lieu of pay (which she keeps).
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
a Rose Garden.
But she got to have a little reign sometime.
When you take you don’t gotta give.
…to reform all DNA genealogical testing to say whatever race you want to be.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
I promise to be different!
I promise to be unique.
I promise not to repeat things other people say.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
I promise to be different!
I promise to be unique.
I promise not to repeat things other people say.
…to broker a peace deal between elephants and chickens.
Beware that DamnCat…. He has a meme streak.
…to prosecute Johnny Depp for his criminal portrayal of Tonto in “The Lone Ranger”…
Wow, she is actually trying to get my vote.
…affordable TeePees for everyone.
…a $100/hour minimum wage.
…free stuff for everyone as long as you have a government issued non-citizen ID
…Read my lips. No new Texas.
…Out: Murdering babies
In: Murdering fathers
…new hiring quotas will mean she is 1/53rd Washington Redskin.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
to take Trump’s scalp.
Elizabeth Warren just made a new campaign promise…
If elected, she promised not to grow a moustache like Stalin’s, but to emulate him in all other ways.
…and how
Ugh.
Elizabeth Warren made a new campaign promise:
I promise to be:
as female as Hillary,
a little less socialist than Bernie,
and as much of an oppressed minority as I possibly can be.
So… .01% oppressed?
Which is still higher than her poll ratings…
…and her native american heritage…
Elizabeth Warren made a new campaign promise:
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
…honest injun!
… to join the Wood Party in their fight against the current weak drafting of the local government bill.