Elephants with salmon skin harnesses pulling a hand made teak and steel cart with a 1944 diorama cake of the Normandy invasion where the Nazi bodies spell out “Happy Birthday Frank.”
Happy Birthday. I used to be 40. It took about a year, but I got over it.
I hope the day includes nudity. Nudity leads to fun things. Like changing into your swimming suit. Or showering after getting muddy from riding your dirt bike. Nudity is appropriate on your birthday, since you’re born naked.
…wishing me a happy birthday…
Frank J. turns 40 today. His birthday celebration should include…
well I’m not saying its Alien Clowns but… its Alien Clowns.
Frank J. turns 40 today. His birthday celebration should include…
dwarf tossing.
…filing papers for the next election cycle…
…tuna!
…taking a Sidequest…
Frank J. turns 40 today. His birthday celebration should include…
schnitizengruben for everyone!
Frank J. turns 40 today. His birthday celebration should include…
batteries.
…a nice nap after chasing kids off his lawn.
…a period of introspection as to why he forgot to file for Presidency. Is it early onset dementia?
Frank J. turns 40 today. His birthday celebration should include…
that first prostate examination. Never can start too early you know.
Why would he want to waste all day in a TSA line?
…a bonfire permit to make the candles on his cake legal.
…an afternoon nap.
a shrubbery
…mutilating a cake and devouring the evidence.
…stop talking about Michelle Malkin long enough to watch The Princess Bride.
…driving out to the country to show the kids all the wonderful fields of dirt.
…thanking God while trying not to sound like he’s bragging just a little bit.
…SarahK cooking, Kate Rusby singing, and the kids laughing.
… homogeneous linear differential equations.
… Random Thongs.
Funny, I expected to hear from Scary Evil Monkey
Also Spacemonkey
Judging by the silence, I think Frank may be celebrating by finally defeating the monkey menace.
https://www.imao.us/index.php/2006/09/finally-someone-speaks-truth-to-primate/
Frank J. turns 40 today. His birthday celebration should include…
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Mongo.
…hookers and blow.
…a nice MLT, mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe! They’re so perky, I love that.
inconceivable.
I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
You don’t happen to have a Holocaust cloak on you?
Frank J. turns 40 today. His birthday celebration should include…The Knights who say Happy Birthday, formally known as the the Knights who say Ni!
…roadtrip…. to Dexter Lake Club
Otis! My man!!!
Elephants with salmon skin harnesses pulling a hand made teak and steel cart with a 1944 diorama cake of the Normandy invasion where the Nazi bodies spell out “Happy Birthday Frank.”
…sharks with friggen laser beams on their heads.
…a Barney marathon.
…cookies with almonds.
Nuking the moon. Duh.
… roman numerals, so he can XL.
Yes – with middle age many have to start wearing XL.
… Nancy Pelosi urinal cakes and a keg of beer!
… the 40 and Over Welcoming Committee extending him a laurel and hearty handshake.
Isn’t anybody gonna help that poor man?
Hush c64wood, that would get him killed for sure.
Happy Birthday. I used to be 40. It took about a year, but I got over it.
I hope the day includes nudity. Nudity leads to fun things. Like changing into your swimming suit. Or showering after getting muddy from riding your dirt bike. Nudity is appropriate on your birthday, since you’re born naked.
Nuke the moon pies! Happy Birthday Frank! I would have offered cookies, but I don’t have nuke the moon cookies…yet…
A complete set of Jack Benny on DVD.
…all the hippies he can punch.
…a working Antifa-pult. Aimed towards Mexico.