[To the tune of “Kokomo”]
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Vacation for Harvey? Ooh, I hope it’s marvy
A week off, to sneak off, maybe take an R.V.?
Key person, dispersing, baby, where did he go?
To the Florida Keys? One thing for sure is I don’t know.
Just took his time to get away from it all.
Bodhisattva land? — A topical thing, I understand —
We’ll be in despair and disrepair, without his steel-gloved hand
Is he in the Poconos?
One thing for certain, it’s not the Iron Curtain
Beirut or Botswana. Come on, he’s not Obama!
Chernobyl? He’s mobile. Baby why would he go?
Oh, I’m pretty sure it’s not San Francisco:
He’d get there fast and then he’d faster go
That’s why we want to know:
Where did Harvey go?
One bet I’ll make
It’s somewhere where there’s steak
Maybe put out to sea. It’s a perfect mystery.
And by and by he’ll return with a little bit of sanity.
Straight Lines of the Day, cocktails the Molotov way
That little turn of a phrase gives meaning to his days
Wait, where did Harvey go?
. . .
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I heard he’s going to the Spam Museum again and that’s it.
Excellent, Oppo
Extra helping ~~~~
He Pookahed away.
Knowledge of where he went is above our pay grade.
Just think if Frank, Harvey, and Basil are all really Space Aliens and messing with humans like us is how they get their kicks.
Must.
Resist.
Must not
post
Obvious comment
Must…..
NOT………….
You know, I’m not saying that’s alienating . . . but it’s alienating.
So Harvey disappears and FrnakJ appears?
Coincidence? I think not.
I’m not sure what that says about Basil…. I mean Basil, but it is interesting.
THAT’S Basil, NOT Basil!
I’ve heard of Triple Personality Disorder before but surely not…