The AR-1’s
gave their users the runs.
The AR-2’s
gave their users the blues.
The AR-3’s
tended to attract bees.
The AR-4’s
couldn’t fit through doors.
The AR-5’s
smelled too strong of chives.
The AR-6’s
needed too many fixes.
The AR-7
caused bread to unleaven.
The AR-8
always fired late.
The AR-9
was whittled from pine.
The AR-10
was pine, again.
The AR-11
had a problem where the magazine would jostle loose and fail to load bullets in the chamber correctly.
The AR-12’s
got lost on the shelves.
The AR-13’s
didn’t know what hurt means.
And the AR-14
ran off to court Jean.
These days, yeah.
It didn’t used to be that way.
As FrnakJ once said about Libertarianism, it’s a perfectly reasonable political philosophy most vocally espoused by the insane.
I’m not sure on their stance on ARs. I know I’m ambivalent. I love a .50 Beowulf, I’m less thrilled with the .22 magnum .223/556.
The recursiveness is worse than the recoil.
All this time I thought it stood for Arkansas.
The AR-1’s
gave their users the runs.
The AR-2’s
gave their users the blues.
The AR-3’s
tended to attract bees.
The AR-4’s
couldn’t fit through doors.
The AR-5’s
smelled too strong of chives.
The AR-6’s
needed too many fixes.
The AR-7
caused bread to unleaven.
The AR-8
always fired late.
The AR-9
was whittled from pine.
The AR-10
was pine, again.
The AR-11
had a problem where the magazine would jostle loose and fail to load bullets in the chamber correctly.
The AR-12’s
got lost on the shelves.
The AR-13’s
didn’t know what hurt means.
And the AR-14
ran off to court Jean.
the first AR sank into the swamp.
the second one sank into the swamp.
the third one burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp.
but this one didn’t…and that’s what you’re getting. the strongest AR in these lands!
(In whiniest voice possible)
But I don’t WANT an AR-15, I want an AK-47…..
Whattaya some kinda commie?
Is an ultimate communist just an authentic Libertarian?
These days, yeah.
It didn’t used to be that way.
As FrnakJ once said about Libertarianism, it’s a perfectly reasonable political philosophy most vocally espoused by the insane.
I’m not sure on their stance on ARs. I know I’m ambivalent. I love a .50 Beowulf, I’m less thrilled with the
.22 magnum.223/556.I will say I prefer the AR-47 to the AK-15.