[To the tune of Don Henley’s “All She Wants To Do Is Dance”]

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They’ve been picking up pensioners
And giving them a pen:
And all they want to vote are Dems.
Libs have been trouble
Since I don’t know when
And all they want to vote are Dems.

They’ll register everything but the kitchen sink
Never leave it up to chance
They mix up the right
With everything that stinks
It works on all of those who are dense.

Crazy Biden on the screen with blood in his eyes
And all they want is a dunce, dunce, dunce
Wild-eyed pistol-grabbers who ain’t afraid to lie
And all they want to do is —
All they wish you knew is —
Dense.
And fake comments.

They want defeat
Comin’ off Wall Street
They want their party
They want a let-down
And all of this to-do is —
All they want’s another France.

Well the government bugged Trump’s boardroom
Without probable cause
And all they say is “It’s not spying.”
They keep the boys in business
With weapons and laws
And they shrug and say that they weren’t trying.

Yeah, but that don’t keep the boys from making a buck or two
On MS-NBC
Selling out the country
Like the guns that they sold too
They’re all Che wannabees
And all Che wannabees are fools
Who play the rules.

Well, of course, they’re off to Cherbourg
On the last plane out
On CNN in the airport
They can hear the people shout:
They said, “Don’t get caught in hanky-panky
But if you ever do
Be sure to bring some money
‘Cause all we want is our advance…
And Macron’s pants.”

They want defeat
Comin’ off Wall Street
They want their party
They want a let-down
All they want to do is —
All they want to be is —
France.

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