“Hmmm… maybe I should have made it multiple choice?
“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here today. I come here to note with [sensitive-sounding emotion] the tragic loss of life in [name of city] in the great state of [name of great state]. In this horrific shooting, [number] people were shot, and [smaller number] people were killed in an act of [intensifying adjective] violence. We also do not rule out racism, as [even smaller number] of innocent [collective skin color adjective] people lost their lives during this incident. Unquestionably, it is now time to pass [law that wouldn’t have prevented the shooting, even if it had been obeyed, unlike the law against murder which was utterly disregarded] to make sure this never happens again. Thank you.”
Buttigieg campaign spokesman Joseph Isuzu offered an interpretation of events that the candidate’s critics may or may not find plausible.
“Some people are suggesting,” said Isuzu, “that because this statement appeared to be written out far in advance, it means that your beloved Mayor Pete is a two-bit, snake-eyed, confidence man completely devoid of human emotions or decency. Nothing could be further from the truth. Pete read his all-purpose statement because he believes – as I’m sure all of us do – that all people who are victims of mass shootings – even ones who haven’t been shot yet – are of equal value and deserve the same consideration. Specifically, their value as faceless, interchangeable pawns in our gun-grabber game of thrones. Which actually IS important to us. As are, in that very narrow sense, all of these victims Pete honors in his own personal, if non-specific, way.”
The timing appears especially unfortunate following Buttigieg’s stumble in CNN’s climate change town hall where he referred to Earth as [planet in solar system].
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In a rare note of seriousness, has anyone noticed how Buttigieg’s rhetoric sounds like Obama? I’m betting he has some of the same Gay Speech Writers. Any Takers? I will bet my 1943 buffalo nickel on it.
Madlibs will never die. Neither will Mad Libs.
“Any opinions, findings, and conclusions or recommendations expressed in this speech are those of Mayor Pete and do not necessarily reflect the views of the knee pain community.”
“I believe that all expression of opinion by anyone for any reason is harmful and should be carefully and completely omitted. At least, that’s what it says here, and I’m only reading it.”
tho thilly
The Clown Car’s occupants are now exiting folks. Buttbanger isn’t the first out of the accident but he’s certainly made his exit humorous.
Now, now, don’t be mean to Mayor Pete just because some people claim he, uh, “leans Liberace”.
Be mean to him because he’s a socialist.
Honestly, I’ve yet to hear a reliable source state his sexual preference. I’ve only heard it from the MSM. I don’t know why Pete doesn’t do anything to quash these rumors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Buttigieg#/media/File:Chasten_and_Pete_Buttigieg.jpg
I heard his nickname is Pistol Pete.
Pete’s a Commie all right, that’s not a point of contention.
But like you, I really don’t think that Pete is gay at all.
I have my suspicions about that guy he sleeps with, though.
I’m just saying that I rewatched Get Smart recently, and Steve Carrell and Dwayne Johnson kiss in that movie.
Maybe Pete & friend are putting on a show to pander to the left.
For all we know, they’re as straight as Felix and Oscar, and nothing more than roommates.
And I’ve never seen a marriage certificate, either
I’ve had this very thought myself. I would not put it past any pol let alone a self righteous Democrat.
TRUTH! Why won’t he show us his REAL marriage certificate? Hmmm?
Wow, Joe Isuzu! haven’t heard from him in years. His excuse sounds legit but that’s Joe always the jokester.
This is hilarious. Him reading a [blank] filled in form letter is the epitome of truth of how much a shooting really means to them and what it means: they couldn’t care less and all it means is a political talking point. If they can fool people into giving away a vital right then they can convince them of sooo much MORE!
And it’s true. I’m angry and I’m sad that it appears to be that between the lying media and the lying pols this nation is about to give away it’s #2 god given right of self defense in return for absolutely NO effect on the criminals. It’s shameful and embarrassing that we’ve come only 240 years and are now ready to start disassembling the country and making it no better than so many others and opening a door to tyranny and slavery.
I always liked Joe Isuzu. His later years when he became an airline pilot and moved in next to the pediatric doctor with the big dog and two zany daughters must’ve really messed him up. No other reason he would have become a spokesman for a psycho socialist (but I repeat myself).
Except maybe that living next to said doctor and his daughters means that he was also close to Maude and her mother, a frisky G-cougar, and a Scandinavian dingbat.
That’ll take a toll on anyone.
Although it could be a different Joe Isuzu…I mean, it’s a pretty common name…
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