There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention,
But the Democrats can’t even finish a limerick so she lost to Corn Pop.
There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention,
But lost ’cause she’s really borin’.
There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention,
but then the votes did not pour in.
There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention …
But ’twas Bernie delegates were adorin’
There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention,
But no one loves a beery injin’.
As a person, she’s basically borin’.
Her platform looks likes she’s whorin’.
If elected we start civil warrin.
That second one is more suitable to Kamala.
True, but she’s also looking to give it up.
That’s how she got where she is…she gave it up to Willie Brown.
All you could hear was loud snorin’.
But the rest of us were a snorin’.
Votes, she had, needed more ‘n.
There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention,
But the Democrats can’t even finish a limerick so she lost to Corn Pop.
Yang/Corn Pop
You are so fickle.
Ya gotta go with the flow.
…But they opted for someone more foreign.
There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention,
But lost ’cause she’s really borin’.
Despite genetics sans injin.
There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention,
but then the votes did not pour in.
There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention …
But ’twas Bernie delegates were adorin’
But her totem pole
Polled only morons.
But meanwhile sane people were roarin’
But half of her base was out Whore’n.
There once was a candidate, Warren
Whose polls were suddenly soarin’
She was in contention
When they convened the convention,
But no one loves a beery injin’.