by Walrus & Oppo
[To the tune of The Beatles’ “Glass Onion”]

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I told you about a tawdry reveal
You know these days that nothing is real
Well here’s another farce they extoll
To fool all the Proles

Looking through some anonymous tips
To see if these new lies will live
Reality’s surpassed The Onion.

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I told you about the walrus and me, man
You know, some things we can’t parody, man.
Making up another clue for you all
The walrus got stalled.

Standing while casting aspersions galore, yeah
The Grey Lady failing to make facts meet, yeah
Reality’s surpassed The Onion.

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Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Reality’s surpassed The Onion.

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I told you ’bout those fools on the Hill
Man, they’re pushing impeachment still
Gonna remove him with (ins) urgency
But listen to me!

Ellipsing to create their story
Trying to make a liberal point, yeah
Reality’s surpassed The Onion.

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