Having won the Presidency in 2020, Democrats immediately proclaimed…
throughout the Land that from this day forth no more elections will be needed as the true saviors have achieved the authority to right all wrongs, create equality for all and save the planet from the scourge of Capitalist created climate change. Huzzah! Huzzah!
All citizen will register with the Department of Thought Control. Resistance is futile. You will turn in all your guns. Obey your Supreme Ruler. Punishment for contrary actions or subversive ideas will be severe.
Ukraine the 51st state.
…it shall be a hanging offence to mark a weather map with a sharpie.
…Orange man worse than we thought.
Rainbow coalition now defined by RYGBIV
… but not as bad as the people seeking the Republican nomination for 2024!
…China a ‘most favored’ nation and fentanyl a ‘most favored’ drug.
Having won the Presidency in 2020, Democrats immediately proclaimed…
All letters NOT in the LGBQ+ alphabet shall be stricken from the White, Patriarcial English Language you YOU RACISTS!
Having won the Presidency in 2020, Democrats immediately proclaimed…
well I’m not saying its Aliens are no longer “Aliens” but… its saying that Aliens are no longer “Aliens”.
… a bank holiday, while they steal all of the money from existing accounts.
…”IT’S NOT OUR FAULT!”…
…”ALL OF YOUR BASE INCOME BELONG TO US”…
Having won the Presidency in 2020, Democrats immediately proclaimed…
“Now what?” Like a dog that caught a car.
… their usual mantras: eat the rich, chickenpox in every pot, the Latrine New Deal and so forth
.. “the Constitution is the work of racist slave owners”, and suspended it.
Ya di buckedy, ram ding doo! Ni! ni! ni! YAOOOUL!
You have to eat your peas.
Having won the Presidency in 2020, Democrats immediately proclaimed…
throughout the Land that from this day forth no more elections will be needed as the true saviors have achieved the authority to right all wrongs, create equality for all and save the planet from the scourge of Capitalist created climate change. Huzzah! Huzzah!
… a Yute-opia, led by that weird kid from Sweden.
Having won the Presidency in 2020, Democrats immediately proclaimed…
Who’s yer Alpha birthing unit!?!
Mares eat oats and Does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
Wouldn’t you?
It’s for the kids…
Having won the Presidency in 2020, Democrats immediately proclaimed…
Blah, Blah, Blahbity Blah.
… resisting the will of a duly-elected president is Treason.
…all your income are belong to us.
…”Hell yes we’re going to take your Ar-15s and AK-47s”.
Texas is no longer in the union since they refuse to turn in their nasty black rifles.
Guess I’m gonna have to become a Texan, then.
All citizen will register with the Department of Thought Control. Resistance is futile. You will turn in all your guns. Obey your Supreme Ruler. Punishment for contrary actions or subversive ideas will be severe.
…”Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?”
Eh!
Having won the Presidency in 2020, Democrats immediately proclaimed…
They will impeach Trump NOW!
… Death to America, as always
… the summoning of Gozer the Destructor
…YOU MUST NOW KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
Having won the Presidency in 2020, Democrats immediately proclaimed…
That they were going to rape the s**t out if all the taxpayers at the number six dance later on.