Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
Hey, Ima notta sayin’ itta was Aliens but.. it wassa Aliens, capisce?
The Scarecrow is Biden obviously, the Wicked Witch/social worker is, well, that’s obviouser, the Wizard is Obama, he bs’ed his way into the job and promises a whole lot he can’t deliver, the GOP/never Trumpers are the horse of a different (ever-changing) color and Trump is, again obviously, the Good Witch.
The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCNBCCBSetc is the flying monkeys and guards.
Now if we could just build the wall like Oz has…
John: Now see what you’ve done with your filthy Eastern ways!
Ahme: It is Klang, the high priest, who is filthy in his filthy Eastern ways!
John: How do we know you’re not just as filthy, and sent by him to nick the presidency by being filthy, and you’ve lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?
… that you Moon Nukers really can come up with freaking good ideas for Straight Lines of the Day!
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…Pompeii was the biggest coverup.
It took an Herculaneum effort to differentiate Pompeii/Pompeo.
I would have thought that not being encased in a pyroclasitc flow would have made that super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
Hey, Ima notta sayin’ itta was Aliens but.. it wassa Aliens, capisce?
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
the Holy Grail!
Oh yes. Its varry nice.
Well… um… Can we see it?
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
where the Pope sh*ts.
…then somewhere there’s a Catholic bear wandering around.
I’ve heard there is Pooh in the Hundred Acre Woods.
… Hillary’s fingerprints. Everywhere.
Mostly on wine bottles.
…a plumbing shop run by Mario and Luigi.
.. a new twist on an old joke opening: “So, a Barr walks into the Pope . . .”
… a BOGO deal at Olive Garden.
… just like an onion: the more layers you peel away, the more it sounds like a parody website.
… the Leaning Tower of FISA.
… it doesn’t look like a boot up close.
A leaning large wooden badger.
… the Immortal City is like Washington D.C. But it’s spelled with a “t.”
The tiramisu is a lie.
LEEROYO JENKINSO!!!
… the entire thing was the culmination of a decades-long plot to force Trump to pay an old parking ticket he forgot about from the late ’70s.
… a job that American media doesn’t want to do…
… some fava beans and a nice Chianti…
… Joe Biden trying to find Ohio for the next debate.
… the cast of Ocean’s Eleven, mysteriously hanging around George Clooney’s villa…
… the missing evidence from the Kellner impeachment.
… more questions than answers: Roman viaducts? Why-a no chickens?
Often referred to as the Hot dogs and Buns package paradox.
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
the truth really was out there.
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
himself and the courage to carry on through these troubling times.
Y’know, a man kin run fer years and years, till he finds out what he’s really runnin’ from is hisself.
— Rogue Cheddar.
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
the collusion was coming from inside the House.
+1
The coveted plastic Layer Cake award. Photo not available.
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
that OZ never did give nothing to the tin man that he didn’t already have.
OZ = Australia in this case?
… and “cause” never did give reason for impeachment.
When the topic is sheer balderdash.
(I’m thinking you should whip up another song parody.)
See how things go.
Is the Tin Man Mueller?
Well, flashing a badge is known as “showing tin.”
FISA never did give nothing to the Tin Man
that the Democrats didn’t already create.
The Scarecrow is Biden obviously, the Wicked Witch/social worker is, well, that’s obviouser, the Wizard is Obama, he bs’ed his way into the job and promises a whole lot he can’t deliver, the GOP/never Trumpers are the horse of a different (ever-changing) color and Trump is, again obviously, the Good Witch.
The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCNBCCBSetc is the flying monkeys and guards.
Now if we could just build the wall like Oz has…
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
it really is pronounced Basil not Basil rather than Basil not Basil.
In Italian it’s probounced Basil.
Itsa proNounced Basil, you some kinda wise-a-guy or sumtin?
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
Hillary Clinton claiming to be the real King of France.
“It’s good to be the Clin!” ™
But how did you get there? By exploiting the voters. Hiding your outdated Socialist dogma, if there is any real Hope for Change…
John: Now see what you’ve done with your filthy Eastern ways!
Ahme: It is Klang, the high priest, who is filthy in his filthy Eastern ways!
John: How do we know you’re not just as filthy, and sent by him to nick the presidency by being filthy, and you’ve lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?
Barr: What filthy ways are these?
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
the headpiece to the Staff of Ra.
… but he doesn’t know that you have to subtract five million for the Clinton Foundation. (He only has a copy of the front of it.)
Billion, inflation you know.
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
that 5 will get you 10 that ol’ Mac was back in town.
… Vienna Waits For Yuge.
… all roads lead to Romney.
…why the secrets of the cosa nostra need to remain secret.
… Wall Dough.
… not on the bill of fair, but he sent his compliments to the Schiff.
Fare? Is there a Godwin like law about being the first to make a Grammar Nazi reference?
Grammar Nazi references are well and good, but it was a deliberate pun.
Oh Ho, now you say that, eh? I know your ways youngster. I have my eye on you.
I meant to do it. Nobody saw me. You can’t prove it.
Sounding like a Democrat as well…
…a kick-ass recipe for veal parmigiana.
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
50 ways to leave your lover.
There Must Be Fifty Ways To Lose Your Leverage
John Valby (AKA Dr. Dirty) has a slightly different take on this…
Footprints on the dashboard upside down.
… an Italian version of Hellbender, Frank Fleming’s latest novel, but you can find it right here in the States!
And at the finest bookstores and websites. It’s only one click away! (See top of page.)
… the vice president’s real last name is “Pennies”.
(rats, I hate to reuse a joke but:) “Penne.”
… three coins in the fountain (and then he ran like hell)…
… that you Moon Nukers really can come up with freaking good ideas for Straight Lines of the Day!
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Sacked!
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
He was looking for love in all the wrong places
looking for love in too many faces…
fake tortellini.
Bill Barr was in Italy and looking into the origins of the Trump collusion hoax. What he found was…
A one way ticket to Palookaville.