Suggested by Dave Drake:

[To the tune of Nat King Cole’s “Unforgettable” by Irving Gordon]

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Unelectable . . .
That’s what you are
Unelectable
So near, so far
Like a gambler clinging to hope
And drowning the resounding “nope”
Never before has someone been more . . .

Unelectable
In every way
And forever more,
That’s how you’ll stay
That’s why karma can be horrible
When someone so deplorable
Thinks that I am deplorable too.

It’s delectable
In every way
As for falling short,
Well, that’s what they say
Noways tired nor regrettable
That someone so unforgivable
Finds it unlivable too.

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