Yep, you read that right.
I promise all you Yang-ees an income of $1,000 a month if you vote for me for Zenator of your cash-cow state.
If I can consolidate enough states through this giveaway, there’ll be only me in the Senate and some six other grey dudes. With AOC as bartender. How awesome is that?
Pretty awesome, if the Senate has a dancing roof with a bar.
Or a dancing bar with a roof.
I assume they do.
Representatives are constitutionally bound to do this stuff for Senators, I imagine.
I don’t know for sure, because I’ve missed all the orientation classes through not being invited. Plus “orientation” and “class” both sound racist and oppressive.
But Zen-ator doesn’t. And I’m not aiming higher. FrankJ has kids to support.
Oh. {sigh}.
Back to the subject (which is, for the sake of argument — you):
This windfall of $1,000 cash money to you depends, of course, on Congressional appropriation.
From you!!
This is one of those Nigerian scams, ain’t it?
Elect Oppo and see. You won’t believe what happens in step 3!
I’m your Huckleberry.
Democrats say that voter ID laws are racist.
Andrew Yang is a Democrat.
Andrew Yang wants basic universal income sent to your checking account.
It requires a voter ID to get a bank account.
Is Andrew Yang a racist?
Logic is a white male construct and therefore, racist.
Richard Pryor warned us about workin’ for that damn Yang-money.
Heard behind the closed door of AOC’s office:
“What do you mean I’m overdrawn? I can’t be out of money–I still have checks!”
Of course, that could be heard in any congresscritter’s office.
That’s why were around $25,000,000,000,000 in debt.
The debt clock stopped for a few months one year under Obama, so it’s a load of rich, creamery, butter these days , assume that debt is rising by around $1,300,000,000,000 last year so $1,450,000,000,000 this year and $1,600,000,000,000 next year and…..
So we’ll owe more money that the Earth has ever had since the beginning of money by around..ohhh…. 2021 or so.
It should get really exciting when no country in the world can even pay the interest on their debt.
2021? I thought it would take until at least 2022 for President Warren to give CA to China in payment for the portion of American debt that they hold.
I figure Trump will declare bankruptcy.
That’s his specialty and would be utterly hilarious.
Which is also his specialty.
What are they gonna do? Call the Hague?
$1000 a month is not nearly enough…unless I also work. I need more free stuff to go with the $1000.
OK. I’ll give you whatever you want! Vote me in. Then let me just check it with Veeshir.
I say we shoot Veeshir. I want more free stuff!