Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments (Suggested by longtime IMAO reader and commenter Former Hostage):
Now that fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker has dropped out of the race, one of the first things he is going to do is…
… have…a beer!
“I’m going to CommieLand!”
…otherwise known as California.
… tour the country in a vain attempt to find himself…
…he’s got plenty of time to schedule that consultation with Bosley Hair Loss Solutions.
…grab a banner and shout “Death to America!”
Extra helping of hummus
… propose a “dream team” pairing with Pete Buttigieg, for the wokest possible slate ever…
Drop The beard.
… Trump has declared National Apathy Day, because no one cares.
…he can really focus on his training for Dancing With the Stars.
Get his old job back with The Village People.
. . . write a book. “It takes a Village, People”
How fast will Booker book to book the book tour?
Ask Booker’s booker.
…the comments on Bookers and Hlow will quickly wrap up.
Now that fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker has dropped out of the race, one of the first things he is going to do is…
send Burisma a resume, to see if they still have any money to donate to the woefully unqualified.
….Absolutely nothing has changed.
….who??
….the aggregate race-baiting among the Democrats will drop by about half.
…grope for something else.
…go out for a T-bone. Or reconnect with T-Bone. One of those.
…he’ll have to suffer the hideous consequence of his failure – going back to New Jersey.
He’s going to make a bargain with Cilician pirates to transport him and some 2,000 of his men to Sicily, where he intends to incite a revolt and gather reinforcements. However, he’ll probably be betrayed by the pirates, who will take his payment and then abandon him.
At least, that’s what Spartacus would do.
Extra helping ~~~
Sad thing is…he wouldn’t get the reference.
…be irrelevant, just as before.
…receive a citation for pumping his own gas while home on vacation.
… Wait…Cory Booker has dropped out of the race? Was he ever in the race??
…can we finally admit that Democrat primaries are racist?
Now that fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker has dropped out of the race, one of the first things he is going to do is…
do some hlow.
Now that fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker has dropped out of the race, one of the first things he is going to do is…
be less fierce.
… find Oppo.
Now that fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker has dropped out of the race, one of the first things he is going to do is…
Look into an opportunity he heard about in Britain, apparently there’s an opening for a royal grandson.
…the time warp again.
I don’t think he jump any further to the left.
Now that fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker has dropped out of the race, one of the first things he is going to do is…
Shout out in his best Cleavon Little voice, “Hey, where all de white wimmons at?”
“Men”, White men. Wink wink.