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Can’t have that. Governor Abbott will be “disappeared” shortly. Please Citizen, disregard anything you may have heard about this non-person. Trust us, he will no longer be a threat to you and this great new country being forged under the guidance of our new supreme leaders Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Together we move forward to a new dawn of justice and prosperity!
In reality he’s on the phone every day trying to get more California businesses moved to Texas. We need to suspend their right to vote until we get a chance to take them to the gun range, Stuff them with brisket, take them to Billy Bob’s and to one of the big Stock Show and Rodeos and show them the fun riding in a lifted truck. If that doesn’t make them see the light take them “Pork Copping” – hunting hogs from a helicopter. If they do not repent of their communist ways then it’s back up in the chopper ala Pinochet.
Can’t have that. Governor Abbott will be “disappeared” shortly. Please Citizen, disregard anything you may have heard about this non-person. Trust us, he will no longer be a threat to you and this great new country being forged under the guidance of our new supreme leaders Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Together we move forward to a new dawn of justice and prosperity!
In reality he’s on the phone every day trying to get more California businesses moved to Texas. We need to suspend their right to vote until we get a chance to take them to the gun range, Stuff them with brisket, take them to Billy Bob’s and to one of the big Stock Show and Rodeos and show them the fun riding in a lifted truck. If that doesn’t make them see the light take them “Pork Copping” – hunting hogs from a helicopter. If they do not repent of their communist ways then it’s back up in the chopper ala Pinochet.
Okay, we’ll take the N****rs and the C***ks but we don’t want the Californians!!