Straight Line of the Day: Kim Jong Un has admitted his five-year plan failed tremendously. Similarly,…
Kim Jong Un Admits Five-Year Economic Plan Failed “Tremendously”
NY Post | 01/06/2021 | Lia EustachewichKim Jong Un admitted Wednesday that his five-year economic plan failed “tremendously” on nearly every front, state media reported.
The North Korean leader made the comments at a rare days-long Workers’ Party gathering, which was last hosted in 2016 when he first set forth the plan.
“The strategy was due last year but it tremendously fell short of goals on almost every sector,” Kim said in opening remarks to the congress, according to KCNA.
Similarly, Sleepy Joe says “No Need To Panic, Friend, We Have A New Five Year Plan We’ll Gladly Share With You!”
Bad news. It turns out Sleepy Joe plagiarized his five year plan from Kim Jong Un.
He then had every attendee immediately executed.
Similarly,… While the population has no food to produce their daily requirement of excrement for fertilizer, Dear Leader has doubled their quota.
. . . Joe Xiden’s 5 minute plan was at least 6 minutes past his ability to comprehend it.
+1 for Xiden
Kim Jong Un has admitted his five-year plan failed tremendously. Similarly,…
Everyone knows the Biden/Harris 16 year plan will fail miserably by year 2.
… he has been taking secret elocution lessons from President Trump…
… five years, six years… we’re all doomed by the climate apocalypse anyway…
What, you mean the planet doesn’t start healing on January 21st?
Kim Jong Un Has Admitted His Five-Year Plan Failed Tremendously. Similarly,…
Joe and Kamala boast their plan won’t fail because the have none.
Too optimistic.
… everybody else who made plans in 2016 has admitted that they haven’t turned out exactly as they expected, either.
…his building large wooden badgers along South Korea’s borders failed as an invasion plan… though we did have a lot of volunteers for occupants of the badgers.
Straight Line of the Day: Kim Jong Un Has Admitted His Five-Year Plan Failed Tremendously. Similarly,… he failed at creating the 3 envelopes.
Straight Line of the Day: Kim Jong Un Has Admitted His Five-Year Plan Failed Tremendously. Similarly to Pelosi…. he blamed Trump for all the problems.
Straight Line of the Day: Kim Jong Un Has Admitted His Five-Year Plan Failed Tremendously. Similarly,… to the success of LEEROY JENKINS!
Straight Line of the Day: Kim Jong Un Has Admitted His Five-Year Plan Failed Tremendously. Similarly,… his fake Rock Ridge failed too as no North Koreans had any dimes to pay the toll to get there.
…his chain of Taco Smell restaurants failed to make an impact in meeting the 1 calorie a day increase he hoped for in rural communities.
…he failed to care.
…his radioactive lizard did not crush any Japanese cities.
…his attempts to out-crazy our Democrats were met with maniacal laughter and soiled underwear millinery.
Man, I wish I had a radioactive lizard.
. . . Kim Jong Un pointed out that America’s current President-Unelected has a record of failure ten times that, so he’s far from being the record holder.
Straight Line of the Day: Kim Jong Un Has Admitted His Five-Year Plan Failed Tremendously. Similarly,…he didn’t know if Dirty Harry had already fired 5 or 6 shots.
Straight Line of the Day: Kim Jong Un Has Admitted His Five-Year Plan Failed Tremendously. Similarly,…he failed to get in touch with his feminine side.
Straight Line of the Day: Kim Jong Un Has Admitted His Five-Year Plan Failed
so they are moving on to the new, double secret 5 year plan.
…and probationary.