Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
“…Straight Line of the Day: Jen Psaki Wants To Know What Your Next Question Will Be. It’ll Be…”
How big is this circle you’re using? It would have to be pretty large considering the amount of traffic you’re putting into it to circle back around to.
Were you this stupid before you went to college or after you went to college?
…something she’ll have to circle back on.
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
“When will you square the circle?”
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
“Can we find a penpal for Joe?”
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
“Has Joe been interviewing your replacement?”
Of all the executive orders that Plugs Magoo signed in the last two weeks, which of them benefited America and how? Be specific.
… there’s no question about it, Jen Psaki has no scruples…
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
Do you believe the old adage: “Blessed are those who run in circles, for they shall be known as ‘wheels'”?
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
when does circling back become a circle jerk?
Whenever the maneuver is performed by a liberal
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
When did Biden stop sniffing young girls hair?
… “Will the circle be unbroken, by and by, Lord, by and by?”
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
When will your position be opening up for me?
How does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
what’s yer favourite colour?
Did your parents have any children that lived?
I bet they they regret that.
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Why are your press conferences always referred to as “circling the drain?”
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
as anodyne as all the rest.
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
Do you know, where your going to?
What’s the difference between a duck?
A wavelength?
Reality.
Why a duck?
What’s the difference?
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
none of her damn business little Miss Nosey!
So far today, have you fired 6 blanks or just 5? I lost count in all the excitement.
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
Fins up!
…do you admit confirming not denying you never said you’d circle back to my question?
Is there any truth to the rumor that the Super Bowl winners are going to Mar-A-Lago and the losers are going to the White House?
What’s the frequency Jen?
Is your brother, Scott Thompson still doing stand-up?
If it wasn’t for the stolen election, would you be employed right now? If so, by whom?
Kayleigh McEnany was professional. Why aren’t you?
What was the previous question I asked you?
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
…so, is dinner gonna be on the table when I get home tonight or not?
Is Pi are squared?
Do the wheels on your bus go round and round? If so, exactly what was the length of your bus?
(betting it was the short one…)
Did I already shoot 5 rounds or 6?
How would you describe the dorsal side of a turtle?
Shell if I know
Forget it: she acts like she’s half plasterned.
She don’t know the difference between wax on and wax off.
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
……What do you call the color of your hair?
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
Head or gut? >}:-D
…””Shut up”, he explained…”
Is it okay to call you Jenny From The Blockhead?
…When did you ditch the props, Carrot Top?
…For entertainment purposes only, does the inner circle have the over or under for a 89 and a half day presidency?
…Why so offended by the term “Freak Show Cabinet “, and which tent was the Bearded Lady in, again?
Jen Psaki wants to know what your next question will be. It’ll be…
867-5309.
I’ll take Press Secretary Airheads for $200
The answer is “Jen Psaki”
What is “Ask a stupid question?”
…the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
-Of course, being the Biden administration, the answer will be 41.
I thought the answer would be, yellow.
“…Straight Line of the Day: Jen Psaki Wants To Know What Your Next Question Will Be. It’ll Be…”
How big is this circle you’re using? It would have to be pretty large considering the amount of traffic you’re putting into it to circle back around to.