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1. Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with a pipe wrench.

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2. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

   Changing his Twitter handle.

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3. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

   building a large wooden badger.

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4. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

   he’ll put some salt on the tweety bird’s tail.

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5. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

   Unleash the Emu!

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6. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

   Asking Dorsey why no one watches twitter anymore.

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7. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

   stop being quiet.

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8. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

   move to a place that realizes that “Woke” is bad, Someplace like France.

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9. Working on pitch deals for his next reality series…

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10. Teaming with Sacha Baron Cohen to prank and humiliate politicians who have fallen out of favor this week…

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11. His next move,

    Builds resorts on the Moon and Mars to establish dominance.

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12. I don’t know, but what I do know is this:

    We have the first female Treasury Secretary.

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    • Who is this “we” kemosabe?

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      • I don’t know, but what I do know is this:

        We have the first female Treasury Secretary.

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        • And a male masquerading as a female health secretary….

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          • amen annnnnnd awomen

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            • Look, Emu, if you don’t stop “tofu”ing everyone, we won’t know where you are.

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              • 
                Certainly not moi. Probably some other bird… or maybe…a….cat.

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        • Wholly owned by the hedge funds lol. See, even the wymens are corrupt….

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13. …build a large wooden badger

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14. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

    Bishop takes queen and checkmate in three more moves.

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    • which queen? so many choices

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15. … turning off the “mute” on his Zoom client.

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16. …taking off the Biden mask at the next press conference.

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17. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move:

    out of Mar A Lago if his neighbors have their way.

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18. A volcano lair in Mar A Lago.

    His neighbors thought they had it bad before 🙂

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19. . . . firing all six shots and then reloading

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20. . . . saving America by circling back to the White House. The sooner the better.

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21. … making espresso.

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22. “Queen to queen’s level three.”

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23. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

    …he’ll figure out when he is done watching The Gorilla Channel.

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24. Trump’s being suspiciously quiet. Best guess for his next move: …

    …finish counting his money.

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25. …I can’t speak for him, but my next move would be on Melania.

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