https://cnsnews.com | Craig Bannister | March 25, 2021
“So, the best way to get something done, if you…if you hold, it near and dear to you, that you…uh, uh, like to be able to, uh – well, anyway.”
“I, ah…we’re ready to get a lot done.”
“And, if we have to, if there’s complete lockdown and chaos as a consequence of the filibuster, then we’ll have to go beyond what I’m talking about.”
Biden, then, appeared to continue to be confused as he tried to refer to his notes to call on the next reporter:
“Okay, um – hang on…ah, sorry. Oh. Same name, Miss Kim.”
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Report: Secret Service Tried to Hide Hunter Biden Gun Purchase
Newsmax | March 25, 2021 | Charlie McCarthyThe Secret Service reportedly interceded two years ago on behalf of President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, in an alleged attempt to quash evidence of a gun purchase after the revolver vanished.
Agents tried to obtain the paperwork for the gun’s sale to Hunter Biden from the store where he bought it, however, the owner refused to hand over the documents, according to two sources who spoke to Politico.
The report surfaced on the day President Biden was scheduled to hold his first solo press conference since taking office in January.
The Secret Service said it had no record of agents investigating the incident, and the president, not under protection at that time, said through a spokesperson he had no knowledge of Secret Service involvement, according to Politico.
Law enforcement officials told the outlet that any involvement by the Secret Service on behalf of the Biden family or on its own initiative would be inappropriate in an incident that was already under investigation by Delaware State Police with the involvement of the FBI.
According to law enforcement officials and a copy of the police report obtained by Politico, Hunter Biden’s sister-in-law, Hallie, found the .38 revolver on Oct. 23, 2018 during a search of Hunter’s pickup truck.
She then reportedly took Hunter’s gun, wrapped it in a shopping bag, and threw it in a trash can behind a high-end grocery store. When she returned later to retrieve it, the gun was gone.
Because the trash can was located across from a high school, Delaware police began investigating and grew concerned the missing gun could be used in a crime, according to Politico.
Secret Service agents then reportedly approached the owner of the store where Hunter bought the gun. They requested the paperwork involving the sale, according to two people — one with firsthand knowledge of the episode, and another who was briefed after the fact by a Secret Service agent.
The store owner, Ron Palmieri, refused to hand over the paperwork because he suspected the agents wanted to hide ownership of the missing gun in case it were to be involved in a crime, the two people said.
Palmieri eventually turned over the papers to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, which oversees federal gun laws.
The gun was returned days later by an older man who regularly rummages through the grocery store’s trash to collect recyclable items, according to Politico’s sources.
No charges or arrests resulted from the incident.
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Midnight Special : James Bond March Madness Edition
So here is the plan. With March Madness upon us we will be embarking on a tournament showdown between all the James Bond theme songs. 24 songs going head to head with one ultimate winner.
We kick off tonight with four play in matches. Next week four more so we can get to our 16 Song field. Single elimination and may the best song win.
And you know who is the only person to run this, don’t you? May I introduce another new intern here at IMAO…
Oh, My! It looks like we get four for the price of one! Miss Moneypennies please get us to the music.

“Anything for you Walrus.”
“Ditto”
“Ditto”
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Match One. Die Another Day vs The Living Daylights
Match Two. Moonraker vs A View to a Kill
Match Three. Casino Royale vs Tomorrow Never Dies
Match Four. Octopussy vs Live and Let Die
Polls are open and will close next Tuesday March 30th at 5:00 pm EST.
Next four matches the day after.
Enjoy.
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So I’m Not The Only One Irritated By Offshore Windfarms
Study Finds That Offshore Pile Driving Noise Alters Feeding Behaviors of Longfin Squid
Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution | via Phys.org | March 22, 2021
With the offshore wind industry expanding in the United States and elsewhere, a new study raises questions about how the noise from impact pile driving to install turbine supports can affect feeding behaviors of longfin squid, a commercially and ecologically important cephalopod.
Longfin squid (Doryteuthis pealeii), whose habitat stretches among continental shelf waters from Newfoundland to the Gulf of Venezuela, are most abundant in waters off the Northeast U.S. coast, where offshore wind farms are planned for the 2020s and 2030s within 18 lease areas.
Since 2010, longfin squid landings annually have amounted to about 11,000 metric tons and a value of $30 million, according to the U.S. National Marine Fisheries Service. Longfin squid also are important ecologically as a link between top predators and smaller fish and invertebrates.
The study found that when squid in an experimental tank were exposed to audio recordings of pile driving, they were less likely to capture prey during the noise playback and are more likely to abandon pursuing prey, if the noise started during their hunt. Because the squid have a high metabolic rate and need to feed frequently, “if cessation of feeding during noise leads to longer-term reduced food intake, then the potential exists for population-level reductions in squid abundance,” according to the researchers.
Pile driving involves repeated hammer strikes about every two seconds, to drive piles into the seabed and create support foundations for offshore development. The volume of underwater pile driving can exceed 200 decibels over a range of several hundred meters and the pitch of the noise can span frequencies from less than 100 Hz to over 10,000 Hz that can propagate for more than 10 kilometers.
I’ve heard that 100 decibels is like a rock concert, and that it can cause hearing loss in humans. I also heard — while I’m still able to — that the Occupational Health and Safety Administration (OSHA) recommends that people should spend less than fifteen minutes in a place where decibel levels exceed eighty decibels. to avoid hearing loss and damage.
… the noise diverted squid attention from a feeding task toward predator defense.
The press conference was unfortunately halted, due to overwhelming noise from a pile-driver’s convention in the next dining room, celebrating a 20-year contract to install offshore windfarms.
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NASA has released this image!

Oh, wait. Now they’re saying it’s just a copper mine in Chile.
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