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Archive of entries posted on November 2022
Battle of Svalbard Update: Acronyms Seem To Be Winning
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Intellectually Superior Joe Biden So Smart He Now Talks in Cryptograms
Towering intellect and Grand Master of the English Language Joe Biden is so smart that he has taken to cryptograms to communicate, as he gets bored talking to citizens in words they can understand.
Biden took to the podium yesterday to yell:
“Y GZVZOC EZHF JATYEV YAA UTYEV. TOAN DPFO EPF EZHF CTFV TQE HT NTQ HZVSTRFG DPT’V UFFO VDZWWZOC OYMFH!”
After adding something in Klingon — presumably for fans of Star Trek — he then creepily whispered something else, but the press did not report what it was.
Babesleaga Group Q : Week 6 : Lea Seydoux vs Lucy Liu
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Lea Seydoux vs Lucy Liu
Lea Seydoux (3-2-0 Pts. 474 Avg. 94.80)
- Lost to Eva Mendes 73-75
- Defeated Naomie Harris 129-37
- Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 69-102
- Defeated Emilia Clarke 100-71
- Defeated Emma Watson 103-65
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Lucy Liu (4-1-0 Pts. 494 Avg. 98.80)
- Defeated Naomie Harris 99-33
- Defeated Eva Mendes 107-99
- Defeated Emilia Clarke 108-71
- Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 67-116
- Defeated Cate Blanchett 113-48
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Babesleaga Group Q : Week 6 : Emma Watson vs Cate Blanchett
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Emma Watson vs Cate Blanchett
Emma Watson (1-4-0 Pts. 338 Avg. 67.60)
- Lost to Emilia Clarke 70-90
- Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 44-158
- Lost to Eva Mendes 67-96
- Defeated Naomie Harris 92-69
- Lost to Lea Seydoux 65-103
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Cate Blanchett (2-3-0 Pts. 368 Avg. 73.60)
- Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 22-127
- Defeated Emilia Clarke 110-83
- Defeated Naomie Harris 129-35
- Lost to Eva Mendes 59-102
- Lost to Lucy Liu 48-113
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Babesleaga Group Q : Week 6 : Naomie Harris vs Eva Mendes
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Naomie Harris vs Eva Mendes
Naomie Harris (0-5-0 Pts. 208 Avg. 41.60)
- Lost to Lucy Liu 33-99
- Lost to Lea Seydoux 37-129
- Lost to Cate Blanchett 35-129
- Lost to Emma Watson 69-92
- Lost to Emilia Clarke 34-116
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Eva Mendes (4-1-0 Pts. 445 Avg. 89.00)
- Defeated Lea Seydoux 75-73
- Lost to Lucy Liu 99-107
- Defeated Emma Watson 96-67
- Defeated Cate Blanchett 102-59
- Defeated Elizabeth Hurley 74-72
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Babesleaga Group Q : Week 6 : Elizabeth Hurley vs Emilia Clarke
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Elizabeth Hurley vs Emilia Clarke
Elizabeth Hurley (4-1-0 Pts. 575 Avg. 115.00)
- Defeated Cate Blanchett 127-22
- Defeated Emma Watson 158-44
- Defeated Lea Seydoux 102-69
- Defeated Lucy Liu 116-67
- Lost to Eva Mendes 72-74
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Emilia Clarke (2-3-0 Pts. 431 Avg. 86.20)
- Defeated Emma Watson 90-70
- Lost to Cate Blanchett 83-110
- Lost to Lucy Liu 71-108
- Lost to Lea Seydoux 71-100
- Defeated Naomie Harris 115.34
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Babesleaga Group Q : Week 5 Results and Standings
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Results
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Standings
| Contestants | Record | Total Points | Average | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elizabeth Hurley | 4 – 1 – 0 | 575 | 115.00 | 115.00-55.20 |
| Lucy Liu | 4 – 1 – 0 | 494 | 98.80 | 98.80-73.40 |
| Eva Mendes | 4 – 1 – 0 | 445 | 89.00 | 89.00-75.60 |
| Lea Seydoux | 3 – 2 – 0 | 474 | 94.80 | 94.80-70.00 |
| Emilia Clarke | 2 – 3 – 0 | 431 | 86.20 | 86.20-84.40 |
| Cate Blanchett | 2 – 3 – 0 | 368 | 73.60 | 73.60-92.00 |
| Emma Watson | 1 – 4 – 0 | 338 | 67.60 | 67.60-103.20 |
| Naomie Harris | 0 – 5 – 0 | 208 | 41.60 | 41.60-113.00 |
This week’s matches.
- 10:00 am Elizabeth Hurley vs Emilia Clarke
- 2:00 pm Naomie Harris vs Eva Mendes
- 6:00 pm Emma Watson vs Cate Blanchett
- 8:00 pm Lea Seydoux vs Lucy Liu
