Archive of entries posted on November 2022
Attention Millennials: If Your Ground Beef Looks Like a Freaking Disco Ball, Don’t Effin’ Eat It!
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The problem was discovered when the firm notified [the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service] that they received consumer complaints reporting findings of “mirror-like” material in ground beef products purchased from grocery stores.
Consumers who have purchased these products are urged not to consume them.
Straight Line of the Day: With Republicans in Charge of the House, We Can Expect…
Caption This! Internet down, internet down! Edition
Straight Line of the Day: King Charles Is Related to Dracula. Similarly, …
BLOODY HELL: UK’s King Charles Reveals He’s Related to Sinister Figure From History – Dracula
U.S. Sun | 11/04/2022 | Joe MorganKing Charles is a great grandson 16 times removed of Vlad III.
He can trace his lineage through his great grandmother Queen Mary, wife of George V, to Vlad IV, the half-brother of the infamous ruler.
Straight Line of the Day: King Charles is related to Dracula. Similarly, …
Cartoons and Memes
“Good morning Mr. Walrus, can I come in?”
“Why certainly, I love when you come.”
“?”
“In, in, in, yes, come in.”
“I have the new memes and last week’s winner.”
“Then pray continue and make the punters happy.”
Winner
“Now on to this week’s entries.”
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Straight Line of the Day: Signs That You Are Not in a Good Relationship: …
Students Linger in Pub for Awkwardly Long Time, Awaiting Bar Tab Forgiveness
Classic Car Competition
“Oh Mr. Walrus, where are you? Now where could he have gotten to? Hey, a note!”
Miss Ireland, my internet is undergoing service so I don’t know when I will be back online. Carry on. Good luck, we are all counting on you.”
“Well I guess I am on my own. So first up here is last week’s winner. And we actually have a winner.
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“And these are this week’s choices.”
Chevrolet El Camino SS 1970 VS Oldsmobile Starfire Convertible 1962
Think of old-time American movies and you’ll probably find a vague image of a 1970 Chevrolet El Camino SS springs to mind. This American classic was a national and international icon even before the years passed and it turned into a classic car rather than an everyday vehicle.
Released as the high-performance version of the standard El Camino, this American coupe was famed for its surprisingly powerful engines and unique design. After the success of the first release, the Chevrolet El Camino SS was re-released in various new generations, all with slightly more power but the same bespoke body.
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The 1962 Oldsmobile Starfire Convertible was the pride and joy of General Motors when it was first released in 1960. It quickly rose to fame as one of the brand’s best-selling models, with its ubiquitous open top and sleek and stylish design.
Its unique trim and luxurious interiors also helped to set it apart from many other General Motors vehicles—something which any proud owner would show off about at the time. Production ceased in 1980, paving the way for new designs to take on the market. But show any self-respecting car fanatic the Oldsmobile Starfire Convertible and they’ll still be as impressed as people were in the ’60s.
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Babesleaga Group Q : Week 5 : Eva Mendes vs Elizabeth Hurley
So good night and let us hope our long IMAO nightmare is over and we stay on line, moon nukers proud and free.
Eva Mendes vs Elizabeth Hurley
Eva Mendes (3-1-0 Pts. 371 Avg. 92.75)
- Defeated Lea Seydoux 75-73
- Lost to Lucy Liu 99-107
- Defeated Emma Watson 96-67
- Defeated Cate Blanchett 102-59
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Elizabeth Hurley (4-0-0 Pts. 503 Avg. 125.75)
- Defeated Cate Blanchett 127-22
- Defeated Emma Watson 158-44
- Defeated Lea Seydoux 102-69
- Defeated Lucy Liu 116-67
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Babesleaga Group Q : Week 5 : Emilia Clarke vs Naomie Harris
Good evening.
Emilia Clarke vs Naomie Harris
Emilia Clarke (1-3-0 Pts. 315 Avg. 78.75)
- Defeated Emma Watson 90-70
- Lost to Cate Blanchett 83-110
- Lost to Lucy Liu 71-108
- Lost to Lea Seydoux 71-100
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Naomie Harris (0-4-0 Pts. 174 Avg. 43.50)
- Lost to Lucy Liu 33-99
- Lost to Lea Seydoux 37-129
- Lost to Cate Blanchett 35-129
- Lost to Emma Watson 69-92
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Babesleaga Group Q : Week 5 : Emma Watson vs Lea Seydoux
Good afternoon.
Emma Watson vs Lea Seydoux
Emma Watson (1-3-0 Pts. 273 Avg. 68.25)
- Lost to Emilia Clarke 70-90
- Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 44-158
- Lost to Eva Mendes 67-96
- Defeated Naomie Harris 92-69
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Lea Seydoux (2-2-0 Pts. 371 Avg. 92.75)
- Lost to Eva Mendes 73-75
- Defeated Naomie Harris 129-37
- Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 69-102
- Defeated Emilia Clarke 100-71
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Straight Line of the Day: Tonight, Trump Plans To Announce…
Babesleaga Group Q : Week 5 : Lucy Liu vs Cate Blanchett
We’re back!
Lucy Liu vs Cate Blanchett
Lucy Liu (3-1-0 Pts. 381 Avg. 95.25)
- Defeated Naomie Harris 99-33
- Defeated Eva Mendes 107-99
- Defeated Emilia Clarke 108-71
- Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 67-116
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Cate Blanchett (2-2-0 Pts. 320 Avg. 80.00)
- Lost to Elizabeth Hurley 22-127
- Defeated Emilia Clarke 110-83
- Defeated Naomie Harris 129-35
- Lost to Eva Mendes 59-102
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Babesleaga Group Q : Week 4 : Results and Standings
There was a glitch. Enough said.
Results
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Standings
| Contestants | Record | Total Points | Average | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elizabeth Hurley | 4 – 0 – 0 | 503 | 125.75 | 125.75-50.50 |
| Lucy Liu | 3 – 1 – 0 | 381 | 95.25 | 95.25-79.75 |
| Eva Mendes | 3 – 1 – 0 | 371 | 92.75 | 92.75-76.50 |
| Lea Seydoux | 2 – 2 – 0 | 371 | 92.75 | 92.75-71.25 |
| Cate Blanchett | 2 – 2 – 0 | 320 | 80.00 | 80.00-86.75 |
| Emilia Clarke | 1 – 3 – 0 | 315 | 78.75 | 78.75-97.00 |
| Emma Watson | 1 – 3 – 0 | 273 | 68.25 | 68.25-103.25 |
| Naomie Harris | 0 – 4 – 0 | 174 | 43.50 | 43.50-112.25 |
This week’s match-ups.
- 10:00 am Lucy Liu vs Cate Blanchett
- 2:00 pm Emma Watson vs Lea Seydoux
- 6:00 pm Emilia Clarke vs Naomie Harris
- 8:00 pm Eva Mendes vs Elizabeth Hurley