Babesleaga Group S : Week 5 : Doris Day vs Vivian Leigh

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Doris Day vs Vivian Leigh

Doris Day (1-3-0 Pts. 204 Avg. 51.00)

  • Lost to Hedy Lamarr 42-113
  • Defeated Carole Lombard 74-57
  • Lost to Rita Hayworth 30-97
  • Lost to Myrna Loy 58-64

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Vivian Leigh (2-2-0 Pts. 262 Avg. 65.50)

  • Lost to Rita Hayworth 49-110
  • Defeated Myrna Loy 69-37
  • Defeated Carole Lombard 91-31
  • Lost to Hedy Lamarr 53-68

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Babesleaga Group S : Week 5 : Hedy Lamarr vs Myrna Loy

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Hedy Lamarr vs Myrna Loy

Hedy Lamarr (3-0-1 Pts. 318 Avg. 79.50)

  • Defeated Doris Day 113-42
  • Defeated Donna Reed 81-51
  • Tied Lana Turner 56-56
  • Defeated Vivian Leigh 68-53

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Myrna Loy (1-3-0 Pts. 213 Avg. 53.25)

  • Lost to Lana Turner 64-93
  • Lost to Vivian Leigh 37-69
  • lost to Donna Teed 48-81
  • Defeated Doris Day 64-58

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Straight Line of the Day: What Would They Have To Offer You To Stay Out of Politics for Two Years?

Kari Lake Alleges She Was Offered a Bribe To Sit Out of Politics for Two Years
Daily Caller | March 04, 2023 | Harold Hutchinson

“Somebody showed up at my door this week,” Lake continued. “They called me before and said: I gotta talk to you in person, this can’t be done over the phone … They came to my door and they tried to bribe me out of getting out of politics. This really happened. I’m telling you this because this is how disgusting politics is. A mom who runs for office and they’re afraid of me? They tried to bribe me with a job title, with a huge salary, a position on a board.”

Straight Line of the Day: What would they have to offer you to stay out of politics for two years?

Babesleaga Group S : Week 5 : Rita Hayworth vs Carole Lombard

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Rita Hayworth vs Carole Lombard

Rita Hayworth (4-0-0 Pts. 403 Avg. 100.75)

  • Defeated Vivian Leigh 110-49
  • Defeated Lana Turner 94-38
  • Defeated Doris Day 97-30
  • Defeated Donna Reed 102-27

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Carole Lombard (0-4-0 Pts. 148 Avg. 37.00)

  • Lost to Donna Reed 33-93
  • Lost to Doris Day 57-74
  • Lost to Vivian Leigh 31-91
  • Lost to Lana Turner 27-90

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Babesleaga Group S : Week 4 : Results and Standings

Week 4 is in the books.

Results

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Standings

ContestantsRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Rita Hayworth4 – 0 – 0403100.75144100.75-36.00
Hedy Lamarr3 – 0 – 131879.5020279.50-50.50
Lana Turner2 – 1 – 127769.2524169.25-60.25
Vivian Leigh2 – 2 – 026265.5024665.50-61.50
Donna Reed2 – 2 – 025263.0026463.00-66-00
Myrna Loy1 – 3 – 021353.2530153.25-75.25
Doris Day1 – 3 – 020451.0033151.00-82.75
Carole Lombard0 – 4 – 014837.0034837.00-87.00

This Week’s matches.

  • 10:00 am Rita Hayworth vs Carole Lombard
  • 2:00 pm Hedy Lamarr vs Myrna Loy
  • 6:00 pm Doris Day vs Vivian Leigh
  • 8:00 pm Lana Turner vs Donna Reed

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

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“Hi Miss Cardinale, looks like you got the news you will be a permanent intern with a regular position.”

“Yes I did. I am so happy with any position with you.”

“Quite. You have last week’s winner?

“Here it is.”

“Great! And this week’s choices?”

“Coming right up sir”

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Harvey Award Update

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1.Burt

January 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM (Edit)

The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…

a write in campaign for FramkJ Flemming.

Straight Line of the Day: The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…

2.Gumbeaux

January 6, 2023 at 1:01 PM (Edit)

. . . he believes his wife is a doctor, his son is a genius and an artist, his brother is honest, his VP is a nun, the peasants derive rights from a thing, he was actually elected, his Cabinet is qualified for the jobs they hold, ditto his idiot Supreme Court justice, KJP could pass a lie detector test without the machine exploding, Bernie Sanders is a piker when it comes to Socialism, and the omnibus just passed includes Johnson’s baby shampoo for all the migrant kids he will visit in El Paso.

Straight Line of the Day: The United States Actually Has a President Who Cannot Differentiate Between Fiction and Reality. Therefore, …

3.rodneydill

January 12, 2023 at 12:14 PM (Edit)

Pelosi’s botoxed forehead.

Strait Line of the Day: Gibraltar Is Nowhere Near as Rock-Solid as…

4.Burt

January 18, 2023 at 4:46 PM (Edit)

It occurred to me that if our governing body is really worried about overthrow attempts, they should stop being a government that needs to be overthrown.

FBI Hip-Hop Thread

5.DamnCatJanuary 30, 2023 at 12:12 PM (Edit)

Limited government.

Straight Line of the Day: “Boys Will Be Boys” Necessarily Retired as a Saying. Also To Be Retired: …

6.rodneydillFebruary 2, 2023 at 1:03 PM (Edit)

Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “I’m really angry with you.” , We Hear “Drape a towel on my shoulders and say, ‘Now you’re SuperAngry’.”

She may laugh… You may die.

https://www.imao.us/2023/02/straight-line-of-the-day-scotty-t-has-clinically-diagnosed-beautiful-woman-dyslexia-they-say--we-hear-_/#comments

7.BurtFebruary 6, 2023 at 1:58 PM (Edit)

There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…

99 red balloons.

Straight Line of the Day: There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…

8.Bob BFebruary 3, 2023 at 12:20 PM (Edit)

What is a Chinese balloon doing over the United States?

Froating…

Straight Line of the Day: What Is a Chinese Balloon Doing Over the United States?

Bob BJanuary 30, 2023 at 12:19 PM (Edit)

… “I really got hammered last night…” – Paul Pelosi

Straight Line of the Day: “Boys Will Be Boys” Necessarily Retired as a Saying. Also To Be Retired: …

BurtFebruary 25, 2023 at 12:19 PM (Edit)

Man Has Breakthrough Discovery: …

The ice isn’t thick enough for ice fishing yet.

Straight Line of the Day: Man Has Breakthrough Discovery: …

OppoFebruary 23, 2023 at 12:42 PM (Edit)

No Carbon Nation

Straight Line of the Day: What Changes to Heineken Can We Expect Now That Bill Gates Is Involved?

OppoFebruary 23, 2023 at 12:20 PM (Edit)

LaBatt’s Blue Screen of Death!

Straight Line of the Day: What Changes to Heineken Can We Expect Now That Bill Gates Is Involved?

Bear Sues Camper for Use of Bear Spray During Bear Attack

Russia Accuses Ukraine of Cross-Border Incursion
Channel News Asia | 03 Mar 2023

Moscow on Thursday (Mar 2) claimed that Ukrainians had crossed into southern Russia and killed two civilians, an allegation dismissed by Kyiv as a “deliberate provocation”.

Russia says its regions bordering Ukraine are routinely shelled by Ukrainian forces, but the alleged incursion, if confirmed, would be a rare instance of fighting inside its territory.

The More This Guy Talks, The More I Like Him

Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Reveals Shocking View On Money In Recent Interviews
Daily Wire | March 2, 2023

Former NFL wide receiver Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson has made a series of surprising remarks about money in interviews over the last few weeks, including that he once lived at his former team’s stadium for nearly two years.

In an interview with Fox Sports host Shannon Sharpe, Johnson claimed that he saved more than 80% of his career earnings by not buying fancy cars and buying fake jewelry, despite earning nearly $50 million from his playing days.

“Fly private?” Johnson said during the interview. “I ain’t flying private. Spirit, put me on Spirit, exit row, window seat. That’s all I need. As long as I get from point A to point B, I don’t need private.”

He said that an athlete’s goal should be to get to a point in their career where their name becomes bigger than anything they can purchase.

“My name itself, Ochocinco at one point, even still to this day, is bigger than — why am I driving a Ferrari?” he said. “Why am I driving a Rolls-Royce when I’m Ocho? Oh, we talk about jewelry and watches and chains; I never bought real anything when I was playing. Never. What was the point? What am I doing it for?”

“The women don’t deal with anyway because of who you are, right?” he continued. “And then the other women who are really doing their homework, they’ll Google how much you making already. Why am I buying a $50,000 watch? $80,000 watch? What time is it real quick, please? … The time is free. So what am I paying for it for?

“Everybody’s caught up in image and looking a certain way and being rich. It’s me. It’s pointless,” he continued. “You know how hard it is to live like that all the time, consistently, and be fly every day?”

He noted that the previous generation of celebrities all had their time in the sun but they could not sustain it forever because it’s impossible to do.

“You gotta remember, I stayed at the stadium the first two years because I didn’t want to spend no money,” Johnson added. “What’s the point? Why are you telling me to go rent a house, go buy a house, or go rent a condo when everything I need is right here in the facility?”

“Showers, cafeteria, TV, couch, gaming system. What’s the point? I was so locked in. It wasn’t about having my own space,” he added. “I needed that one-year lock-in to catch the rhythm. In the second year, I got that rhythm.”