Straight Line of the Day: Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint, Which Makes Sense Because… Posted by Oppo on 22 September 2023, 12:00 pm Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint New York Post via MSN | 9/19/23
…Rittenhouse security has an excellent track record dealing with felons and pedophiles. 6 Reply to this comment
Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint, Which Makes Sense Because… the Police won’t. 5 Reply to this comment
Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint, Which Makes Sense Because… Brotherly love only goes so far. 11 Reply to this comment
Because they’re expecting a sneak attack from Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs from NY. 7 Reply to this comment
Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint, Which Makes Sense Because… …a lot of people are sneaking over from Taco Bell. 4 Reply to this comment
Because to hell with Geno’s and Pat’s steaks, Jim’s steaks are the best! And I base that claim on my belief that there’s no possible way an item of food could taste better. 1 Reply to this comment
…Charlton Heston found out that cheesesteak is Soylent Green. And Santa Claus is missing. 2 Reply to this comment
…because Geno’s and Pat’s had already spoken for the armed assault vehicles for their protection. 1 Reply to this comment
… some things just deserve the best security.
Which Makes Sense Because…
It’s in Philly.
… it’s the standard for protecting polling places…
…Rittenhouse security has an excellent track record dealing with felons and pedophiles.
Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint, Which Makes Sense Because…
the Police won’t.
Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint, Which Makes Sense Because…
Brotherly love only goes so far.
Because they’re expecting a sneak attack from Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs from NY.
Guards With Assault Rifles Hired To Protect Philly Cheesesteak Joint, Which Makes Sense Because…
…a lot of people are sneaking over from Taco Bell.
… with explosive diarrhea weapons!
Because to hell with Geno’s and Pat’s steaks, Jim’s steaks are the best! And I base that claim on my belief that there’s no possible way an item of food could taste better.
Capitol Lunch Hot Dogs, New Britain, Connecticut.
… you take-out one of ours, we take out two of yours. It’s the Sub Way.
… the rooftop Koreans were all booked up.
… because the steak must be shaved!
…I did hear that they were to die for.
…Charlton Heston found out that cheesesteak is Soylent Green. And Santa Claus is missing.
… Santa Claus is MSN?
…but then who is Agent Orange?
…because Geno’s and Pat’s had already spoken for the armed assault vehicles for their protection.