Wokesters Claim Right To Choose Their Own Verb Tense

“I identify as a present-tense person; please don’t use the past tense in reference to me.”

Reporters: OK.

“Wokey McWokeface is born in 1990, is graduating in 2011, and is interviewed last month sitting on a stool . . . .”

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