Gator-aid! Phillies fan is refused entry to Citizens Bank Park after bringing his emotional support ALLIGATOR ‘Wally’ to stadium to help battle depression
Daily Mail UK | September 28, 2023 | Dolores ChangA Phillies fan has been refused entry to Citizens Bank Park after bringing his emotional support alligator named Wally.
Joie Henney tried to bring in the reptile – which is helping him battle depression and cancer – to the baseball game on Wednesday night.
But the beast was not allowed in to watch the Phillies clinch a nail-biting playoff victory over the Pirates.
‘Guide dogs, service animals, or service animals in training are welcome. All other animals are prohibited,’ the Phillies’ website said.
Alligators do not belong to any of those categories and could only watch the Phillies take on the Pirates from home.
From the photos at the site, looks like he’s around four feet long, seventy pounds or more.
Pine tar, slippery elm, and an emery board…
I heard someone tried to take an Emotional Support Emu to a Browns game.
….I don’t know. But if any interns need an emotional support animal I’m available and super-cuddly.
I was wondering why Ms. Cates was looking worried this morning.
You misspelled “giddy”.
I’m ready for my “close-up” Miss Cates.
I thought the whole point of ball games was to have your emotions crushed and your being suffused with despair. That’s how we do it in Cincinnati.
A sympathetic bartender, fully stocked…
All of my emotional support animals are hardwood smoked and grilled to perfection.
Alcohol
Snakes on a playin’ field.
I hear Bears fan have adopted the Honey Badger, they just don’t care.
Sitting in the bleachers with some peanuts and Cracker Jack should be all the emotional support a man needs.
Ever been to Philly?…that constitutes Open Carry..and it would have passed the metal detector test..
Marlins fans are encouraged to bring up to 37,000 support animals, especially for playoff games. “Leave your rabbits here and you get a hotdog and beer, FREE.”
Four or five brawling tomcats, if they can also be used to replace Rosanne Barr to sing the National Anthem.