Straight Line of the Day: If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About . . . ? Posted by Oppo on 30 October 2023, 12:00 pm
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About…asking Democrat Experts how to Interfere in an election. In this case, a Russian Election. 1 Reply to this comment
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About . . . One of our spare “Brandon” robots ? 4 Reply to this comment
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About… …rebuilding him? We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster… 3 Reply to this comment
You mean the animatronic one in the White House? That’s ancient tech – should have been junked years ago… 2 Reply to this comment
Where can they find a corrupt clown who will somehow twist serving his people into boatloads of cash in his bank accounts? Does anybody think Zelensky or Biden will take the job? 1 Reply to this comment
I think Zelensky is happy in his role as loveable underdog. The hookers are much more enthusiastic when they like you vs. when they are just there because you’ll kill their family. 3 Reply to this comment
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About . . . A large Easter Bunny? Would be very effective for negotiations at a Summit meeting. 2 Reply to this comment
Better than Santa Biden who gives everything everyone asks for – no matter whether they’re naughty or nice. 1 Reply to this comment
. . . a two-fer, send both Biden and Harris. Then America can have an honest President Johnson for a change. 2 Reply to this comment
Not all of our presidents have been honest – but most of them have been Johnsons. 5 Reply to this comment
how about we wait until after October. Historically it hasn’t really been a good month for Russian regime change. 3 Reply to this comment
How about we make the new guy play resident evil over dial-up so that he can experience the ghoul lag first hand. 4 Reply to this comment
. . . Cher. She said she’s leaving in 2025 anyway. Or just send Britney Griner back. 3 Reply to this comment
Too rich to be corruptible, that Nigerian prince is looking to relocate. Or Samuel L. Jackson, if Quentin Tarantino can write his speeches. 1 Reply to this comment
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About . . . ? Hilary Clinton. Don’t ask why if you know what’s good for you. 2 Reply to this comment
Two words…Justin Trudeau..goin real cheap, we’ll put him in the car and tell him to drive himself there… 3 Reply to this comment
… ChatGPT?
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About…asking Democrat Experts how to
Interfere in an election. In this case, a Russian Election.
… Rasputin – he’s got a cool beard…
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About . . .
One of our spare “Brandon” robots ?
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About…
…rebuilding him? We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster…
But what if he ends up glitchy? Like the failed American experiment.
You mean the animatronic one in the White House? That’s ancient tech – should have been junked years ago…
Where can they find a corrupt clown who will somehow twist serving his people into boatloads of cash in his bank accounts?
Does anybody think Zelensky or Biden will take the job?
I think Zelensky is happy in his role as loveable underdog. The hookers are much more enthusiastic when they like you vs. when they are just there because you’ll kill their family.
…a cat.
Haven’t the poor Russian people suffered through enough evil dictators?
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About . . .
A large Easter Bunny? Would be very effective for negotiations at a Summit meeting.
Better than Santa Biden who gives everything everyone asks for – no matter whether they’re naughty or nice.
. . . a two-fer, send both Biden and Harris. Then America can have an honest President Johnson for a change.
Not all of our presidents have been honest – but most of them have been Johnsons.
All of them.
Can we just clone him, but make it so the clone talks with a lisp?
how about we wait until after October. Historically it hasn’t really been a good month for Russian regime change.
how about we appoint a Tzar czar?
…how about we take our time. No need for rushin’
How about we make the new guy play resident evil over dial-up so that he can experience the ghoul lag first hand.
We could send them Chris Wray, his resume seems like it would fill the bill.
M-M-M-ax He-Headroom
Leeroy Jenkins
. . . Cher. She said she’s leaving in 2025 anyway.
Or just send Britney Griner back.
Too rich to be corruptible, that Nigerian prince is looking to relocate. Or Samuel L. Jackson, if Quentin Tarantino can write his speeches.
If Putin Has To Be Replaced, How About . . . ?
Hilary Clinton. Don’t ask why if you know what’s good for you.
Two words…Justin Trudeau..goin real cheap, we’ll put him in the car and tell him to drive himself there…
Bernie, from Weekend at Bernies