In a Just World…There’s a land that’s fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In a Just World.
In a Just World…
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers’ trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I’m bound to go
Where there ain’t no snow
Where the rain don’t fall
The winds don’t blow
In a Just World.
In a Just World…
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There’s a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In a Just World.
In a Just World…
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain’t no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I’m bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In a Just World.
In a Just World…
Gilligan would have had a threesome with Mary Ann and Ginger.
In a Just World…
Justice would be available to more than ‘just us’.
…tunas would grow on very short trees.
Vegan Tuna? Yuck.
…my lance would be saturated with the blood of my enem– wait a second, did I misread that?
Shirley, you joust?
Don’t call me Shirley.
Frankly I think that was not called for..
My name is not Frank Lee.
” … Mary Ann would be dreaming of me!”
“Oppo!”
She may be dreaming of Oppo but doing so while in my hut.
In a Just World…
The Professor and the Skipper would have had a threesome with Lovie.
… bacon would have zero calories and kale would be fattening.
…the moon would’ve been nuked decades ago.
… policy makers would have to live with their policy decisions…
… politicians who enrich themselves during government service would have to return all of that increase to the public…
In a Just World…
Mr. Howell should have paid Mary Ann and Ginger $thousands for a Combo Lap Dance..at the completely private VIP room, of course.
In a Just World…
. . . one would have to be an American to hold public office in America
In a Just World…
Gilligan should have turned to Lovie to lose his virginity to after being repeatedly turned down by Mary Ann and Ginger.
In a Just World…There’s a land that’s fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In a Just World.
In a Just World…
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers’ trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I’m bound to go
Where there ain’t no snow
Where the rain don’t fall
The winds don’t blow
In a Just World.
In a Just World…
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There’s a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In a Just World.
In a Just World…
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain’t no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I’m bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In a Just World.
🎶A big Rock Candy Just World 🎶
I can only say I have been with Mary Ann, and she tastes a bit like Ginger…oh, and tree tuna..
Tree or bush?