Our Planet’s Core Seems to Be Leaking, And Scientists Think They Know Why
Science Alert | 23 October 2023 | Mike McRaeRecord concentrations of a helium isotope found inside 62-million-year-old Arctic rocks could be the most compelling evidence to date of a slow leak in our planet’s core.
Building on the results of a previous analysis of ancient lava flows, a team of geochemists from Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution and the California Institute of Technology are now more certain than ever that helium trapped in the core as our planet was forming is making its way to the surface.
The Founders’ rapid spinning in their graves, after seeing the destruction of their creation, are causing the core to bubble uncontrollably.
“helium trapped in the core as our planet was forming is making its way to the surface”
Helium is already here. Check the inside of Democrats heads.
I just couldn’t take the scientists’ reports seriously, since they all had such squeaky voices.
What happens if a person takes a hit of helium and nitrous oxide (laughing gas) at the same time? Asking for a friend.
Oh No, Our Planet Is Leaking! Why? And What Do We Do?
Depends.
It must be under some kind of warranty…
Elect it president?
Oh No, Our Planet Is Leaking! Why? And What Do We Do?
A local radiator shop claims they are a great place to take a leak. You want I should call them?
Oh No, Our Planet Is Leaking! Why? And What Do We Do?
Ensure the leak does not contaminate the Tsingtao.
I hope they are able to collect enough helium to make another Chipmunks album.
Oh No, Our Planet Is Leaking! Why? And What Do We Do?
Raise Taxes and ban….
checks notes….
Running water!
We’ll need a rather large balloon, and whatever happens next, don’t let go of the string.
Abhorrent Mother Nature is filling the voids surrounded by sphincters in D. C.
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First, we need some really big welding rods; the Eiffel tower and that big empty building on Times square should do. Of course, anything conducts if you get it hot enough, but let’s make it easy by dumping a bunch of flux on one end of the crack. We’ll need at least two aircraft carriers’ worth of nuclear reactors. We could pull ones from the old Enterprise if they are still intact; that’s six but they’re probably smaller and old. Building new reactors might be better, long term, because then we’d have 900 to 1800 megawatts of power plant available to power the grid….
Dang it Trump.