Straight Line of the Day: Walrus mentioned he was house hunting. What criteria should he use?
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Should be close to Babesleaga judging beach — Vocation, vocation, vocation.
Straight Line of the Day: Walrus mentioned he was house hunting. What criteria should he use?
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Should be close to Babesleaga judging beach — Vocation, vocation, vocation.
Walrus Mentioned He Was House Hunting. What Criteria Should He Use?
That finding the right one would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Must look much like Mar-a-Lago.
Proximity to nude beach.
Easy commute to sentence.
Wide, or double-wide.
One bedroom, ten (for all practical purposes) bathrooms.
— Wait. Those are my specifications.
Oddly I am looking at pre manufactured(ie mobile) homes. Best in my size and price range.
The very first home I ever had the faintest hope of owning. Affordable.
It was the land it was on that was unaffordable.
I would not make it in close proximity of a nude beach. Most of the people there are going to be the ones you DON’T want to see nude. This is based on my experiences on Mexican topless beaches.
Walrus Mentioned He Was House Hunting. What Criteria Should He Use?
What is the best calibre of ammunition to use and what are the best times to take the shot..also..if successful, is Walrus prepared to clean his catch…
What the house was doing in his pajamas, he’ll never know.
A lawn off of which kids will get.
Parkay floors.
Lots of storage space for Lego-based history preservation…
Mar-a-Lego?
Cobi Cabana?
Nice.
Actual criteria.
Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these…
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say ‘knives’?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: …Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn’t fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses.
Clients: Ah.
Mr. Wiggin: Pity.
To avoid possible jealousy, an open floor plan should not be an option…
Cubicles for interns. Odd place to work, come to think of it, but there you are.
Why even get a place to stay?
Walrus’s female friend:
ELAINE: No. No. No. No. No. I don’t really have a phone. In fact, I – I really don’t have an apartment. I kinda sleep around.
[laughing]
ELAINE: I just like to have and few drinks and just let the guy do whatever he wants. Would you close your eyes for a second? I wanna tell you a secret about my bra.
Soooo….its not rabbit hunting season, its house hunting season??
With all of Biden’s hidden documents, it’s Doc season!
Hey, zzyzx — tune in in five hours — we’ve got something pertaining to Alaska in the queue.
Walrus is getting tired of the free, all utilities paid IMAO Intern Dorms that’s next to a golf course and a liquor store?!
You wouldn’t think so, would you?
“You could just stay here at work, Walrus! Want me to run down to the liquor store?”
“How do we earn that promotion?”
Man I hope that’s mother and daughter because I was about to say something nasty.
I hope that’s not mother and daughter. If they are, I might feel a little guilt about what’s about to happen.
The interns will be coming along.
When the real estate agent and banker say “stucco”, make sure they are not talking about you.
Don’t accept the free homes. I saw a mansion in Youngsville, LA which is reputedly haunted. Owners were giving it away, they were scared to go in it. One of the ghost hunter TV shows went there, and left in a hurry. Nope, they didn’t mention ectoplasmic slime. Apparently the ghost on the second floor is not Casper, but a mean son-of-a-gun who kept turning off their equipment.
It’s only a rumor that all of the inhabitants once had evidence against Hillary.
…depends on what he’s using for bait. I’d recommend using an old-timey doctor, one who still knows how to make house calls.
Walrus Mentioned He Was House Hunting. What Criteria Should He Use?
Sounds like he needs to consult a professional here. Does Walrus know any carpenters?
Saw what you did there.
Walrus Mentioned He Was House Hunting. What Criteria Should He Use?
It should have a nice upper floor balcony with a good view of the moon and anything that might be going kaboom on the moon.
Lets get practical here:
Walk-in humidor.
Who needs an AR-15 when house hunting? Doesn’t he know that it will blow up the house and there won’t be anything left to live in?
Makes the seller more motivated.
Air B ‘n’ B + Squatters’ Rights = Profit!
Brick walls are nice, but may be cold and difficult to decorate.
Whereas wood panelling may be warmer, but also difficult to decorate.
The right interior decorator, with just the right amount of wine, makes all the difference.
“… And here’s the master bedroom.”
What Oppo Sees / What Oppo Thinks He Sees:
Outfit maybe says she supports Hamas…careful with that one…
It’s dazzle camoflauge.
The back yard should have tall plantings.
Walls should be very firm.
If that wall wasn’t firm before, it is now.
And a guest room is a nice feature.
Oh my….
Apparen tly “Real Estate Agent” is a hot new category on Pr0nhub.
Not that I would know that.
Look, Elvis!
Wait —
Walrus is going to take housing that could be used for illegal immigrant families?
Racist!