Straight Line of the Day: If You Had a Time Machine … Posted by Oppo on 21 September 2024, 12:00 pm Sounds like one we may have done before, but oh well — it’s good after you’ve gotten a new perspective.
If You Had a Time Machine … I would make damn sure I took an extra flux capacitor…or two. 5 Reply to this comment
… you should kidnap baby Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Idi Amin, all the evil people from history, raising them all to create an army of supervillains in order to rule the world… 2 Reply to this comment
…. I’d go back and up toll on the GOV. WILLIAM J. Le PETOMANE THRUWAY to at least a quarter. 2 Reply to this comment
If You Had a Time Machine …
I would make damn sure I took an extra flux capacitor…or two.
Avoid the Morlocks.
… you should kidnap baby Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Idi Amin, all the evil people from history, raising them all to create an army of supervillains in order to rule the world…
I’d go back and put a GPS tracker on my shillelagh.
… I’d hammer in this evening, then hammer in this morning…
…. I’d go back and up toll on the GOV. WILLIAM J. Le PETOMANE THRUWAY to at least a quarter.
That sounds like an enuke idea to me.