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      • People who can’t carry a tune.

        People who think they’re humming / whistling a song but it’s garbage.

        Annoying female voices (you know the ones!)

        Certain rock groups who scream their so called music.

        Tiny little buttons on men’s dress shirts (God, I HATE THAT!!)

        Short, high zippers on men’s pants these days. Where do they think the male penis starts? Up by your belly button?

        Cereal in plastic bags that no longer open with reasonable ripping force causing you to perform an explosive mega rip with cereal flying all over the kitchen because your scissors were dirty and in the sink.

        (Gotta stop. This list could grow large!)

        • “Cereal in plastic bags that no longer open with reasonable ripping force …”

          That, and their retarded cousins, things like Cheeze-Its and even saltine crackers.

          We used to have a deal with the manufacturers: show us the seam, and we’ll rip down it and open the bag neatly.

          What the hell happened? Now they put extra glue or something on the seam, and it’s become the last place on earth that will open. I get a bag of Planter’s peanuts, and half of them are on the floor.

          Kids today. Get off of my lawn!

          • ^ +1 (my thumbs up doesn’t work.)

            Yeah, and it used to be that the bags would rip okay, but the plastic sucked and would continue ripping in the middle so it then couldn’t be folded up and closed properly!

            Now, the plastic is high quality that will hold together beautifully IF you can ever get it open to begin with without blowing up your kitchen!

            Oh, God. THEN there are those stupid, thin, non-functional excuses for zip locks on plastic bags packed with lettuce. Go ahead!! Let’s do a “THINGS I HATE” post. I’ve got tons of them. 🙂

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