How to Fix America’s Two-Party Problem
New York Times | January 13, 2025 | Jesse Wegman and Lee DrutmanIn early 2020, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the progressive Democrat from New York, was asked to speculate about her role under a Joe Biden presidency.
She groaned. “In any other country, Joe Biden and I would not be in the same party,” she said, “but in America, we are.”
The Ukrainian Tip-Stealing Barmaid Party
The “What’s Troubling You, Buddy?” Party…
The “Fence-posers and Fence-sitters” Party…
The “Ban These Scary InSinkErators” Party…
I think a “blanket party” would suit her well.
The Know-Nothing Party’s already been taken.
Serving drinks to the Bachelor Party in the back room.
Donner
What Third Party Should AOC Belong To?
“You want to date me” party
Oppo, don’t tell us you secretly want to date her!
This is one of those Basil’s Bizarro World posts!!
This is her on our date.
Harvey, 2019:
I think Mika’s emotionally fragile now, too. Might need a hug.
She’s the one with the Democratic Party mascot’s teeth. Biden is the one who should switch.
^ Because Biden has no teeth of his own anymore? (It’s rumored that someone also chews for him now and then hangs around (and down) to wipe his ass.)
Or, because not only does she have the teeth of an ass, but she looks and acts like one, too?
The Party of the Third Part
Chico: “Oh, no. Thatsa no good”
AOC: “The country is evenly divided – half Democrats and half Republicans. I want to start a new party to represent the third half of the country. “
The Socialist Worker, Radical Feminist, Radical Leftist, Communist Party USA (SWRFRLCPUSA Party) should be a very comfortable fit for her. We members of the SWRFRLCPUSA welcome her with open arms and brand new banners celebrating our solidarity with Hamas.
Hi, guys. Hey, why doncha lop it off and join the DermaCrap Party?
Don’t be a dummy be a schmarty come and join my Nazi party.
The best place for her to run for office is in student government at Bartending College. I hear they have four parties: Well, Whine, Beer, and Top Shelf. She could pick from either of the first two.