Straight Line of the Day: What Third Party Should AOC Belong To?

How to Fix America’s Two-Party Problem
New York Times | January 13, 2025 | Jesse Wegman and Lee Drutman

In early 2020, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the progressive Democrat from New York, was asked to speculate about her role under a Joe Biden presidency.

She groaned. “In any other country, Joe Biden and I would not be in the same party,” she said, “but in America, we are.”

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    • ^ Because Biden has no teeth of his own anymore? (It’s rumored that someone also chews for him now and then hangs around (and down) to wipe his ass.)

      Or, because not only does she have the teeth of an ass, but she looks and acts like one, too?

  1. The Socialist Worker, Radical Feminist, Radical Leftist, Communist Party USA (SWRFRLCPUSA Party) should be a very comfortable fit for her. We members of the SWRFRLCPUSA welcome her with open arms and brand new banners celebrating our solidarity with Hamas.

  2. The best place for her to run for office is in student government at Bartending College. I hear they have four parties: Well, Whine, Beer, and Top Shelf. She could pick from either of the first two.

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