China’s Xi affirms ‘no limits’ partnership with Putin in call on Ukraine war anniversary
Reuters AOL | 2/24/2025 | Antoni Slodkowski, Laurie Chen, Yukun Zhang, Ryan Woo and Mark TrevelyanChina’s President Xi Jinping affirmed his “no limits” partnership in a phone call with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Monday.
Liz Cheney the Warhawk:
“We will simply wipe both of them off the map with our deadly satallite based Death Rays System”!
“You take one from column A and one from column B, but with six we get Kamchatka…
Sources on the inside have confirmed that they do in fact have a safe word.
Putin must not refer to himself as Pu, as it dredges up unpleasant memories of the past for Xi
All the “In Soviet Russia, road belts YOU” jokes have to stop.
…NO SUBSTITUTIONS!
They still won’t deliver a #5Kung pao chicken lunch special after 2:30 and have to pay full price like the rest of us.
It used to be called “Sino-Soviet” relations, which, based on history, was a giant, Asian nothing burger and Communist facade.
What should we call it now? (Select all that apply.)
(a) Boo-boo Chinka Ching
(b) Puti-Puti Xitty-Xitty Bang-Bang
(c) By the Rusky Skin of their Chiny Chin Chin
(d) We love you long time; stay out roundeyes!
(e) Bear in Chinese honey tree.
(f) _____________________________ (User-serviceable parts inside.)
Well, On Second Thought, Maybe One Limit:
It better not be 55.