Can’t old bald dudes have hair transplanted from their ears and noses to their head? If not, why not?
What about their armpits? They always seem to have plenty of hair there. Pubes. But who wants pubes on their head? Ecch.
Fortunately, Oppo does not suffer from this particular loss-of-head-hair malady, so he’ll never have pubes put on his head.
That’s all for Science Thoughts today.
Biden:
“Hey jack, this bald head of mine is a solar panel for a Sex Machine”!
“Not a joke, just ask Barack.”
I would consider donating some excess nose hair.
Under the prior administration I’m pretty sure anyone who wanted a free Brazilian Wax Job could have gotten one with the right kind of protests and some Soros money.🤑
I’m too busy working. Can’t seem to break away to take advantage of the free stuff.
Supermodel:
“I just love your hair, Conserva . . . . Wait — what have we here? is this nose hair?? Ew?”
[Re-hitches up her bra, the way gals do.]
Something I’ve wondered is why people have two armpits, but only one leg pit.
Because if they had two leg pits, they’d be doubly bifurcated – which would be a big pain in the butt.
We’ll save that for another Science Thought episode.
I like these Science Thoughts!
(Or are they Science! Thoughts?)
She blinded me!
They ask me why
Why I’m a hairy guy
Except my head is increasingly light
No hair is a fright
I’m searching high and low
For any way to grow
Locks long enough to mow
But I don’t know
It’s not for lack of bread
Follicles are still dead, darlin’
Sell me a head with hair
Long, beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Take it from down there (hair)
Pits or pubes transplanted (hair)
Minoxidil, Rogaine
I’ll try anything to grow myself some
Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Groom it, loom it
Long as I can wear it
Some hair
I look like some strange disease
So I hide behind the trees
Could Antiandrogens give me some hair?
Some Finasteride, please
Hope that Nutrafol sees
A nest of new curls
I’ll even try Nordic Hair Gro for hairy splendor
I wonder ’bout my
Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Bill me, thrill me
Long as I can grow me
Some hair
Don’t care if it grows straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratsy, matsy
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied
Oh, say, can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair’s too short
Down to here
Down to there
Down to there?
Down to where?
It stopped by itself
Don’t never have to cut it
‘Cause it stops by itself
Oh, give me a head with hair
Long, beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Now won’t you gimme it down to there? (hair)
Shoulder length or longer (hair)
Here, baby, there, mama
Everywhere, daddy, daddy
Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Grow it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Grow it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Hair
Once they get those wolly mice perfected they’ll move onto humans.
Well, this was certainly a fun read for lunchtime. Now, what’s this in my soup?!?!