5 Things Frugal People Never Spend Money On
YourMoneyToday | 12/23/24
Six, actually:
– Brand New Vehicles
– Expensive Coffees and Daily Takeouts
– Extended Warranties and Unnecessary Insurance
– Latest Tech Gadgets
– High-End Clothing Brands
– Trendy Diets and Fitness Fads
And IMAO Premium Membership Fees (if you really want to see all the great stuff) 😉
There’s great stuff? Most of the offerings here just grate…
…and I’m greatful!
Hey, I pulled my T-shirt up!
Yuck.
Well there is that hole in the wall of the intern’s lockerroom…
… shipping…
Porn
Stormy Daniels:
“So you won’t support me and my Industry”?!
“You Fascist! I’m running low on funds so I might just charge you next for molesting me, or slandering me..or SOMETHING! I’m waiting on orders from the POV…I mean DNC.
… hit men – that’s more of a DIY thing…
Pro tip: if you contact a hitman on the web, he’s a fed.
Ask me how I learned this.
… ACME Emu Repellent – take it from me, it doesn’t work…
… sez Black-Eyed Bob.
via GIPHY
That was Emu sex phermones.
… flowers on Valentine’s Day – take it from me, the couch is very comfortable…
…fun.
One disagreement. Go ahead and buy a new car on sale and pay cash. Tell yourself it’s junked already and just get liability insurance (i.e. you’re self-insured). Do the maintenance properly. 20 years later, it’s paid for itself many times over and it’s better than anything new out there today.
(Of course, this wouldn’t apply to all car brands. Only the good ones! 🤣 )
Only 1 small problem. I should have known this 20 years ago because I don’t have 20 more years left to
wait… I’m sooo sure. 😭
I would absolutely love to have my ’68 Beetle back again.
What a stupid move getting rid of that. Where was the financial advisor then?
I also had a ’68 Bug as a first car! Dark blue. Bought it used. Foot on the floor = 75 on the Interstate (maybe 78 with a tailwind). $0.18/gallon. Fill the tank for $1.80. Damn.
Mine was green. Very dark green. Bought it used, too.
Christ, you could beat that thing into the ground!
I drove it home to Connecticut, from North Carolina, with two gears missing (1st and 2nd). Holland Tunnel in Third Gear, playing the clutch. Freaking Champ, that car!
Beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah
Baby, you can drive my car
Yes, I’m gonna be a star
Baby, you can drive my car
And maybe I’ll love you…
Oppo singing in the tunnel in his VW while playing the Beatles Drive My Car and drinking a Fresca.
Look at it this way, that’s okay, Gene, because where you’re going, you won’t NEED a new car!
(And and and… ahhhh… just where whee where ARE ya goin’, Gene? Do you know yet?)
Hookers and blow. If you get in with the right crowd, they just leave that stuff laying around the house.
Hunter, not so much these days.
gas in the IMAO motorpool cars. Walrus just assumes the interns left it on E, but they always give him the same answer for everything, “Not today, but maybe next time”!
So much more believable when we “Run out of gas” in some remote area.
To save money, you never pay for…
…Yak sweaters.