Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What would be the most surprising scientific discovery imaginable?
Headline: “Marx Was Right! Communism Works! ‘Just Needs the Right People in Charge’ Say Scientists”
Runner up – room-temperature superconductors

“DNA Evidence Links Men, Women To Same Species”
that Hillary Clinton is actually female.
that there is a women’s studies major with a three-digit IQ.
that any finding by a sociologist or anthropologist is actually true.
The Earth really IS flat!
The perpetual boner.
OJ didn’t do it.
Pi’s last digit.
I’m not saying it would be aliens…but it would be aliens.
“Click this link for the definitive explanation of why Nickelback sucks.”
And then you get Rickrolled.
Fusion works; seawater in 900 Megawatts out (net).
(Room temperature superconductors would be groovy cool, I gotta admit.)
What would be the most surprising scientific discovery imaginable?
That a group of scientists could conduct a scientific study, put out a statement concerning said study, and six mounts later a different group of scientists put out a new study completely refuting the first study.