Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia has developed a new superweapon…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia has developed a new superweapon…
…, it hacks into your Twitter account and randomly adds un-PC comments to your feed…
…that turns meat into soybeans…
Russia has developed a new superweapon…
it is called, “the Democrat Party”.
Weapon…yes. Super…no.
…that kills millions of its own citizens as a purely defensive measure…
Russia has developed a new superweapon…
a real convenience.
Russia has developed a new superweapon…
how they weaponized liberal stupidity was quite ingenious.
…(In your best Hans Gruber imitation) “I give you the FBI”…
and its name is Alexandria Cortez-Ocasio. If you believe the things that she says, you’ll believe the things that the Russian government says.
… the American lamestream media
…half man, half dog, it’s called the Siberian Rusky.
…Putin sneaks into enemy forests and wrestles the enemies bears until they angrily run off and rampage through rural communities.
…the female Olympic athlete steroided up until the shot-put goes hypersonic.
…time shares at Camp Chernobyl.
…the intercontinental ballistic musical, From Russia With Hate.
Fear…… and surprise…
Russia has developed two new superweapons… Fear and surprise… and covfefe…
Russia has developed three new superweapons…..
Global smarming
A giant hammer…. suitable for crushing a giant wooden badger.
Russia has developed a new superweapon…
its just fabulous!
The Putinator
…but Stormy denied it.
…I’m not saying it’s a new Warsaw Pact with aliens…but it’s a new Warsaw Pact with aliens.
…and now moose and squirrel are road kill for sure.
…it’s a new drink called the Moscow Mueller, which leaves you colluded and obstructed.
…unleashing the Department of Going-A-Bit-Red-In-Helsinki…
…and it’s a Helstinki Bomb
… wire transfers into George Soros bank account
…a Little Red Hen franchise deal.
…joint press conferences. Guaranteed to confuse everyone.
It’s called the Stormy Daniels because it promised to be a game changer but ended up blowing and sucking.