I was too busy last night and this morning to come up with a post, as I am leaving this afternoon to Idaho for my older brother, Joe foo’ the Marine, is getting married to the lovely Denise on Saturday and I am the best man (that’s right; I’m the best!). I have something already written for tomorrow (not humorous), and I hope to get online long enough to post it, but don’t expect anything more until Monday. I’ll try to make it up by having an extra big In My World™ when I get back (then again, I will probably be pretty tired when I get in on Sunday…).
A great thing to do while I’m gone is read my archives if you haven’t yet read every single thing I’ve written. I really would like to get together a list of my ten best posts (with not to many of them being IMW’s) as something to point new visitors to my site to as a good sample of my humor, and I would appreciate suggestions of what those posts are. Try to find your favorites plus the best IMW’s that don’t require having read previous ones to be funny. You owe this to me because I’ve been giving you humor for free.
Ahh… probably shouldn’t threaten readers. As for Alliance members, try to come up with new plots against the evil one and we need to start thinking of what to write as a press release for our war. Be especially wary if he uses this time to attack me like he did when I was sick.
I’ll see y’all later.
Darn, Frank! Why don’t you ask for something simple, like which of the Democratic candidates is the most awful or something?
My favorites have got to be the In My World posts, especially those with Rumsfeld.
Rarr!
P.S. – Congrats to your brother and the lovely Denise.
I’m sorry Frank but my favorite post was the one where you got all pissed off at the person who corrected your grammar. It was great seeing what you can do with the gloves off! Do it again Frank! Do it again! (just not at me, please.)
My favorite post. 😉
Congrats to your brother and his bride to be. Have a safe trip.
Jennifer, you’re silly.
Remind me to update your links when I get back.
The post that won my heart forever (Yes, forever! But not in a stalker sort of way, I think…)was your hate mail to Michael Moore…a classic!
Enjoy the wedding…oh and Frank, try not to embarrass the fam.
I never embarass my family; they’re very proud of me. I’m more worried about Joe foo’, but I’m sure he’ll be fine.
The only problem with being the Best Man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.
My favorite two posts are the political study of liberals and the In My World: Career Day.
hey, best Joe & Denise! May the be happy, wealthy and have tons of liberal babies to keep them happy for the rest of their long lives.
I think an Intro to Frank 101 package needs to include a little of everything–some Frank Answers, a little IMW, at least one brief history, etc.
Frank’s gone!
To coin a phrase, “Let’s Troll!”
I gotta post up about bin Laden being dead.
IMO, the best IMW was the Jesus one you posted a week or so ago. That shiat was funny as hell.
IMO, the best IMW was the Jesus one you posted a week or so ago. That shiat was funny as hell.
IMO, the best IMW was the Jesus one you posted a week or so ago. That shiat was funny as hell.
you can say that again!
Gosh…I sure hope Frank remembers not to make any radical statement about his beliefs on tort reform during the toast…
And I just reread Nuke the Moon…it HAS to go in the Top 10…it just has to.
Pam, you’re a dork.
Yes she is, yes she is…
It’s true…I am one…
Well dang! It takes all the fun out of it when you agree with me. Shoot!
Feel your pain!
When I read that line in the “Clinton meets founding fathers” IMW, a synapse in my head misfired, setting in motion a chain reaction. Now I sip my dinner through a straw, but I still love that IMW.
Some of your best posts:
Advice to Bush on his meeting w/ Chirac, Info on Terror Alerts, Interview w/ Dem. Candidates
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I completely agree….thanks for pointing that out.
No doubt, I wish I could.
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What in the world does that mean?
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Here it is my day off, I’m rarin’ to go with full-throttle linkage, and three of my favorite victims bloggers haven’t posted in days! And a fourth one has only posted a pathetic yet transparent bid for sympathy (no, not Bill). Glenn is even giving odds…
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