MUST CREDIT IMAO!!!
I have just heard from the fire marshal in D.C. that Senator Ted Kennedy has been banned from the Capitol since the size of his head violates fire safety regulations. The marshal also had to add, “Kennedy is a big fat drunk and I hate him.”
Right after the ruling, Kennedy was fished from a nearby river to get a response. Those who heard him said his immediate reaction was a bunch of incoherent mumblings with a thick Bostonian accent.
BIG SCOOP!!! MAKE SURE TO CREDIT IMAO!!!
I sent it to the Chicago Sun times… They said you have been credited like no other…
How did they get his head out of his @ss so that they could measure it?
HA! Kennedy is a big fat drunk and I hate him!
Fished from a nearby river eh? Have there been any personal secretaries who have gone missing in the last 24 hours as well?
what ever happend to the happy dance, did I miss the post? Frank quit stalling and give us what you promised.
Dont make me shake my fist at you.
“err uh…err uh…I resemble er uh resent that remahk”
Just looking at this guy makes me puke, but watching him slowly go insane is fun.
Give him 2 more years and he’ll explode like an overbaked sperm whale. That is the last time I will ever mention Ted Kennedy and sperm in the same sentence. Unclean. Unclean.
Jabba the Ted. “Hua hua hua hua…silly Wookie. Rum is for Ted.”
The true fire hazard is the dangerous combination of that much flamable lard and alchohol vapors. He is like mumbling, incoherant napalm. A differnt sort of dumb bomb. And even a laser designator on his nose and control fins up his butt wouldn’t make him smart.
That damn Kennedy, he has been at it again!:
Truck plunges into ravine but this time he left someone alive. He must be getting soft in his old age.
Also in the news (inserting shameless plug here): Tests confirm: Ted Kennedy is Douchebag