There is an article at Blogcritics criticizing The Alliance – something which I created a long time ago and then forgot about when I got bored, eventually letting Harvey take it over. Susie, who I haven’t linked to in a dreadfully long time, defends the honor of The Alliance!
(insert battle cry of the Alliance here which I now forget; probably something about the puppy blender)
first. ha. What now normal people who get first?
Can I become part of the Alliance, or is ther some sort of initiation where I have to beat up a hobo and come up with a puppy recipe?
I have found many fine blogs from The Alliance blogroll and agree with Susie’s estimation that blogging can only be “a hobby of pure ego” because I don’t know anyone who lives on the proceeds of just blogging or anyone who blogs as a full-time occupation (there are writers with blogs but they are mostly syndicated and published in other mediums)
Frank, he referred to you as “up and coming”!! What a moron! We all know you’ve arrived (at least mostly, gotta leave a little growing room there!)!!
The battle cry is:
INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
So liberal AssClown had mixed reults huh? Should have went with snuf films with dogs.
Dr. Phat Tony, Alliance membership information is somewhere on the left side-bar of the Alliance page. It’s not hard to do, and there are only three or four requirements to meet.
I still get to beat up a hobo though, right?
Don’t let GEBIV fool you, Dr.
Sure, they rope you in with the “easy membership,” but then they want you to be initiated into exclusive “Level 2 Status”. They tell you you’ll get to meet FrankJ. You’ll get thousands of visitors a day.
But I’ll never forget their filthy hands all over me, touching me. Violating me.
If you listen to the podcast really loud, you can hear our screams for mercy in the background.
I need to go be alone now.
You can only beat up the hobo if you find some way to add him to the puppy recipe, without making the dish lose its flavor.
All hail Susie! Where tf is her blog, anyway??
Wanton Link Whore
From Blogcritics-
“Later, Frank attempted to get Google to bring up Glenn’s site if the terms “liberal assclown” were entered. Results were mixed.”
ROFL! I musta missed that one. I guess they just don’t get the haha. This “essay” was like reading satire, especially when The Alliance and IMAO came up. Laughed so hard I nearly tossed my cookies.