In light of everything that’s been said of late. I demand an apology.
Oh yes, an apology. From everyone whose has piled on John Kerry for the comments he made yesterday.
That’s right everybody. Kerry was making a joke about George W Bush being uneducated and stupid. Now, I can understand why no one would recognize it. No one has every attempted such a joke. Uncharted waters. Beware thar be dragons!
Making a joke out of calling the president, of all things, stupid. Who but a mental giant with masters in Humorology like Kerry could ever fathom such? Everyone knows the president is stupid. Everyone has heard of jokes before. But who could think to combine the two? RE-VO-LU-TION-ARY!
While the president IS indeed a grade A moron who made the worst grades in everything everywhere ever. In fact the only A he ever got was in moronic-ness. It’s just never occurred to us simple folk that such a well established fact could be a kernel from which a stalk of humor could be cultivated. It was just too obvious to us! The first of a kind is often misconstrued, unrecognized and misunderstood even feared.
Perhaps this making fun of the President’s I.Q. or lack thereof could be the start of something. Perhaps making light of his chimp-like appearance could follow. Doubtful though, true innovative geniuses like Kerry are never appreciated whilst they live.
Apologize,you ignorant uneducated rubes!
Isn’t President Bush a Grade-D moron? I thought he never got an A in anything.
Me sowwy. Ouch! My brain hurt! Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Why me laugh?
I apologize! It never occured to me that there could be a joke in there somewhere. I’m such a moron I should run for president!
So…if you don’t study and be smart and do well in school one will…um…get better grades than a dumbass senator from CT?
I’m sorry…
that he is from Massachusetts!
I’m sorry…
that there are still people in this state that vote for him and fat boy.
And right now I’m sorry that I live in Massachusetts.
If Deval Patrick does actually get elected Govenor, I’m sorry…but I will contemplate moving out of state. We cannot be another one party state.
I would say that I am sorry, but I am uncertain of how to spell “sorry” and that is how I ended up in Vegas.
Huh?
I apologize.
I’m very sorry that the only thing that the Demos can run on this year is “Vote for us, we aren’t Bush!” I’m also sorry that you don’t have a flipping leg to stand on ideologically.
Yes, I realize that this idiot is just baiting me … but I just couldn’t resist.
I’m sorry my humor is too nuanced for your uneducated, ignorant, red-state ears.
I sorry.
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry the DemoCRAPS do not have a party platform they are willing to admit to.
I’m thinkin’ that the Junior senator should start giving some serious thought to an apology now that Satan herself has come out and called his comments “inappropriate”… Tits-up in Fort Marcy Park may be an option…
So remember, kids: If you get a good education, and you’re smart, you won’t end up working for Frank J. for free.
“Cut And Run Kerry” just apologized! LOL! I guess he’s now FOR the apology after being AGAINST it…
So, let me see if I’ve got this right. According to Kerry’s amazingly funny joke: George W. Bush is an idiot, because he didn’t work hard to get good grades. However, Bush got better grades than Kerry at the same University.
…I’m sorry, I still don’t get the joke.
I’m sorry:
that Kerry was ever in the military
that Kerry lied about where he served and when
that Kerry lied about injuries suffered in the course of duty
that Kerry refused to release his service records to verify Purple hearts
that Kerry lied before Congress
that Kerry was elected to Congress from the same state that gave us John Adams
that Kerry ran for president and that so many people bought into his lies promoting racial and class warfare
that Liberals are in league with Satan and that she is still married to that man whore XXX-President
See I can make a much better apology than John f Kerry, and at least I’m sincere.
Lo siento.
Welcome to IMAO Vez, and by the way the hosts are not the idiots.
“Be this the end of Spacemonkey?”??? I think NOT. One of your better, if not best. Great job.
DohXs: “the hosts are not the idiots.”
You have no proof of that.
I am so sorry. You know, I never saw that you could make a joke about the President’s chimp-like apperance. I wish we red staters were as smart as Jon Caerie so we could somehow venture into this hiterto unforknown comedic wilderness.
He truly is a man of (sub-sub-sub-I’m talking WAY below here) genius.
When will we ignorant hicks learn?
Remember, if you don’t study and get good grades, you could some day end up as leader of the Free World…. er become President of…
Uh, I mean….
I served in Vietnam! Vote for me even though I’m not running.
Spacemonkey – You funny! Hippie gurl who use big word like “ideologically” call you “idiot.” That not make you mad? She say you no have no leg upon to stand…that make Gunga sad 🙁 Poor no-leg monkey. She make fun of you disabilities like mean man on radio make fun of shakey-boy. That not right. NOT MAKE FUN OF FUNNY MONKEY CUZZ HE HAVE NO LEGS HIPPIE! THAT NOT RIGHT! YOU MEAN GURL! You use tail like legs funny monkey? Gunga have new name for monkey with no legs…Gunga think he call you “Weeble” now. Weeble stop baiting hippie gurl now. She mean.
Well excuuuuuuuusssseeee me!
Ok bitches, I’ve been reading your stupid comments about me on this blog and I’m surprised that you aren’t all in Iraq torturing innocents! Losers! I apologized yesterday but you morons are too stupid to get my humor so obviously you are too stupid to understand my magnificent apology! Join the military so I can support you 100% you dickheads!
I’m NOT a rube. (what’s a rube?)
Why did Kerry call Rush Limbaugh doughy? I haven’t seen him at any of the meetings.