My inbox just got 15% dumber:
CNN:
— Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.
KHOU:
A court spokeswoman says Britney Spears has filed for divorce from rapper-dancer Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.
YAHOO:
A court spokeswoman says Britney Spears has filed for divorce from rapper-dancer Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.
Al-JAZEERAH:
Saddam returns to court to face Kurds
Saddam Hussein has returned to court to face charges of genocide against Iraq’s Kurds, two days after another panel sentenced him to death for crimes against humanity. Saddam, wearing a black suit and white shirt with a handkerchief, entered the court and took his seat quietly among the other six defendants on Tuesday.
sigh It’s a sad day when Al-Jazeerah has the least worthless alerts.
I guess she took “Throw the bums out” seriously.
So who gets the 35,000 square foot double-wide? Who gets the smokes? Who gets little Tater-Sue? And who gets the GTO? Oh the tragedy!
Laurence: now, that’s not all worthless to just everyone. If you stop and think about it, we could use this as a political litmus test on election day. Incumbents who just started imagining Britney suddenly free to serve as an intern could be sorted into one group; those wondering what she’d look like dressed up as a Vegas showgirl could be sorted into another; those suddenly becoming interested in Kevin Federline go into a third, and so on…
Wouldn’t that make election day a lot more interesting?
I say we ban celebrities from marrying to protect the ‘sanctity’ of marriage. After all, these people just can’t get it right. Eh, at least she went longer than 55 hours this time around…
And another headline from “News of the Stupid”–“(NY) A woman who says she fell off a slippery bar and injured herself while dancing in a “Shake-It-Like-Shakira” contest is suing the Manhattan saloon that sponsored the competition.
Megan Zacher, 22, of Delanco, NJ, fell at Calico Jack’s Cantina on 42nd Street and Second Avenue on July 8th, 2006, her lawyer, Lawrence Simon, said Tuesday. He said the fall caused a torn knee ligament that required surgery.”
Frank, you might have a talk with ol’ Lair about what he’s doing with his free time:)
How could she CITE “irreconcilable differences” when she probably can’t even SPELL “irreconcilable differences”?
(full disclosure: I myself used Cut and Paste…)
I question the timing. Now how will I stay focused on the election?????????