1) What does Homer do with the Stonecutter’s sacred parchment?
2) According to Bart, what does Jessica Lovejoy’s hair smell like?
3) In “Bart’s Girlfriend”, Dr. Hibbert confesses that he left his Porsche keys where?
4) In “Fear of Flying”, what is the pilot’s lounge at the Springfield airport called?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.
1) First he uses it as a napkin; then he blows his nose in it.
2) Froot Loops. (Lisa: “Yeah, well I eat Froot Loops for breakfast.”)
1.) Uses it as a bib for his ribs
2.) I totally forgot
3.) Geez, inside someone I think.
4.) The Cockpit
1) Uses it as a bib, cleans his mouth and ears with it, and beats the hell out of it (basically he desecrated the holy living crap out of it)
2) Froot Loops… the RED ones in particular
3) Inside Ms. Glick (score one for Dr. Nick)
4) the little black box… you have to be a pilot to drink there
The Simpsons is dead to me.
http://hotair.com/archives/2006/11/12/video-the-simpsons-salute-the-lazy-and-uneducated/
TBinSTL, I know what you’re saying. I couldn’t believe that last night, Veteran’s Day weekend edition, the recruiters actually say, “Even the dumbest kids in the dumbest in the dumbest school in the dumbest city in the country don’t want to join the Army.”
I switched away at that point. It’s really too bad they waited to do their movie until after they were infested with BDS.
I have a feeling that movie is going to really suck.
Official Trivia Card answers:
1) Uses it as a napkin [also blows his nose on it and cleans his ears with it]
2) Red Froot Loops
3) Inside Mrs. Glick
4) “The Little Black Box”
I have to agree with TBinSTL. As far as I’m concerned, The Simpsons ended last night.
I sent them a short message, I don’t know if it will do any good. Send all responses to askfox-at-foxinc.com. Here was my message:
As a Disabled Veteran, I found this weekend’s episode of the Simpson’s to be particularly distasteful. This show has been going down hill for some time now, but this is a new low. If this was supposed to be humor, it was ill disguised.
I will be blocking this show from my cable box, as I do not want my children watching this trash.
Regards,
Dennis Pro#$%^&
(Amer-I-Can)