Today is my birthday.
In keeping with Federal Holiday Guidelines, please ensure that your supervisors give you paid time off.
Also in keeping with tradition, you may shower me with praise and gifts.
If you’re not up for that, then consider buying our latest T-shirt.
Happy Birthday. We share the same day, but probably not the same year. Hope you have a great day.
How about showering you with tortillas? Mexicans like tortillas, right?
Just gotta try to figure out how to keep the candles from falling over…
candles fall over, igniting comment section
ACK!
runs off in search of fire extinguisher
Happy Birthday!
mine too
Happy Birthday Ducky, beat the crap out of a piñata for me.
Ducky is cool. All his stuff is funny. I shall build a statue of him in my Backyard.
uhm, what kind of Duck are you again?
eh, I’ll just make it a Wing pointing off to the Horizon. the horizon on the right, of course.
oh and happy Burfday.
Happy Birthday, Duck!
Best Wishes, Ducky.
hope you have a great birthday!
I wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday! You share a birthday with Steven Seagal and many others. I hope it’s going well!
Happy Birthdy you feathered ho! Ok…I’m grounded for two weeks and will be bending over for Al Sharpton for the next few days…
“In keeping with Federal Holiday Guidelines, please ensure that your supervisors give you paid time off.”
Which is funny, since my bosses` policy is to have unpaid time on.
But happy birthday to my fellow rightwing fascist nazi halliburton bush-hitler stooge.
I see you neglected to bring enough cupcakes for everybody. 😮
Happy Birthday, anyways, Duckie.
At least you have a birthday. My family was too poor to afford one for me. The only good part of that is, I never age.