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Great Poll! That seems to be just about how the democrats are approaching this election.
Stock up on popcorn, your favorite brew and get that comfy, easy-chair ready for some fine, democratic entertainment.
BTW, Duck, you should have required comments in order to vote.
What about all the cheesehead democrats that are racists and misogynists? Who will represent them?
So many disenfranchised voters – no wonder Mrs. O. isn’t proud of her country.
You mean like all of us disenfranchised white men who are that by definition, DamnCat? Hmmm. I’d still vote for Obama. Win or lose, it would be a better war to fight.
And I’m especially gleeful about the fact that people with your mentality and your bizarre politics (I think you’d call it “conservative”) are going to be without a candidate this year.
You have your choice of three moderate liberals. Get used to it, Mr. Right Winger. You have no where else to go in 2008.
No matter who wins, there won’t be a conservative any longer in the White House by next year.
Ha ha!
Hey JS! There hasn’t been a conservative in the White House since Ronald Reagan.
But there are degrees in socialistic democracy. Might you have a BS in one?
May you forfeit your wallet to your favorite candidate (and afterwards).
#7 JS
McCain’s tendencies towards bombing brown people in faraway lands makes it a lot easier to overlook his liberal positions in other areas. Though I’m no McCain fan, I can’t wait to see the lefty freak-out after all those villages in Pakistan’s mountains are immolated. After McCain, you (and non-American brown people everywhere) will be cursing the 22nd Amendment and looking back fondly at the GWB administration.
BWAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
Frank, I need a shirt with that poll on it IMMEDIATELY! I’m in Austin (an island of liberal hell in a great state) and would love this. Do it now before someone else does! Then you can sue them like a good capitalist pig when they make them anyway!
I voted for myself.
My platform is Education:
My stance is “Put some freaking effort into learning something you drug and sex crazed little Bastids or end up as ditch diggers, cause you ain’t getting any more money and we don’t give a damn from this point forward. It’s Up to YOU. If your teacher sucks, buy some books and study the freakin things with your drug and sex crazed friends.”
Oh no, Democrats are voting? These are the same people that claimed pushing a sharp pin through a perforated piece of cardboard next to their candidate’s name was way too difficult a concept for them to grasp. Good luck.
“I like the Idea of taking from others and giving to me- I voted Hillary”
“At least now I have hope – I voted for Obama”
“He is winning – I voted for McCain”
“He might have a chance – I voted for Huckabee”
No wonder the primaries are so lame. The writers were on strike. Now maybe they will get better like the other scripted ones were.
Seriously, I’m writing in Cave troll.
Unless McCain does something for Americans, that’s all I can do. Obama doesn’t have experience & Hillary doesn’t have the heart.
If Obama wins the Democratic nomination, expect him to be the first black man with his ankle tendons cut this century. Hillary needs an open shot at the 2012 election and an incumbent Democrat does not suit her. Notice how much “support” she had for Three Purple Hearts?
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I would now officially burn in Hell, except that is just froze over. To quote my decision (with this explanation):
“OK; I did it. I went to the poll and cast my vote for the Hildebeast; I now have my causus card in my wallet for March 4th. A squadron of pigs flew in formation overhead, as Satan’s ice hockey team lined to vote behind me. My stomach hasn’t felt like this since I accompanied my coroner Dad to a suicide scene after a steak dinner where the guy used both barrels of a shotgun on his head.”
Great Poll! That seems to be just about how the democrats are approaching this election.
“HE”S ON FIRE!!!”
(NBA Jam, SNES, circa 1995?)
way to go, duck…
By the way, when the primaries are over, can we get a “Know Thy Enemy” for whoever it is?
Stock up on popcorn, your favorite brew and get that comfy, easy-chair ready for some fine, democratic entertainment.
BTW, Duck, you should have required comments in order to vote.
What about all the cheesehead democrats that are racists and misogynists? Who will represent them?
So many disenfranchised voters – no wonder Mrs. O. isn’t proud of her country.
You mean like all of us disenfranchised white men who are that by definition, DamnCat? Hmmm. I’d still vote for Obama. Win or lose, it would be a better war to fight.
And I’m especially gleeful about the fact that people with your mentality and your bizarre politics (I think you’d call it “conservative”) are going to be without a candidate this year.
You have your choice of three moderate liberals. Get used to it, Mr. Right Winger. You have no where else to go in 2008.
No matter who wins, there won’t be a conservative any longer in the White House by next year.
Ha ha!
Hey JS! There hasn’t been a conservative in the White House since Ronald Reagan.
But there are degrees in socialistic democracy. Might you have a BS in one?
May you forfeit your wallet to your favorite candidate (and afterwards).
#7 JS
McCain’s tendencies towards bombing brown people in faraway lands makes it a lot easier to overlook his liberal positions in other areas. Though I’m no McCain fan, I can’t wait to see the lefty freak-out after all those villages in Pakistan’s mountains are immolated. After McCain, you (and non-American brown people everywhere) will be cursing the 22nd Amendment and looking back fondly at the GWB administration.
BWAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
More like:
“I’m a Satanist, so I voted for Hillary.”
“I’m a Marxist, so I voted for Obama.”
I’m a racist misogynist, so I wrote in a vote for Ron Huckabee.
Just kidding. I didn’t vote today.
PRON PAUL!!!111!!!1!
I’m a rascist Misogynist. I can’t vote in this poll. 🙁
Or, I am a “US American” and… I voted twice!
Frank, I need a shirt with that poll on it IMMEDIATELY! I’m in Austin (an island of liberal hell in a great state) and would love this. Do it now before someone else does! Then you can sue them like a good capitalist pig when they make them anyway!
I’m a racist, a misogynist, and french, so I voted for Mike Gravel.
I second RedWhiteAndTrue:
By the way, when the primaries are over, can we get a “Know Thy Enemy” for whoever it is?
I imagine honest comments would be:
I’m a liberal democrat. I voted early, I voted often and I voted dead.
I voted for myself.
My platform is Education:
My stance is “Put some freaking effort into learning something you drug and sex crazed little Bastids or end up as ditch diggers, cause you ain’t getting any more money and we don’t give a damn from this point forward. It’s Up to YOU. If your teacher sucks, buy some books and study the freakin things with your drug and sex crazed friends.”
So, it’s Obama in the cheese state. Can anyone hear Hillary’s train whistle?
Oh no, Democrats are voting? These are the same people that claimed pushing a sharp pin through a perforated piece of cardboard next to their candidate’s name was way too difficult a concept for them to grasp. Good luck.
In a related poll, the result was 100% – “I’m morally and mentally deficient, I voted Democrat.”
“I like the Idea of taking from others and giving to me- I voted Hillary”
“At least now I have hope – I voted for Obama”
“He is winning – I voted for McCain”
“He might have a chance – I voted for Huckabee”
No wonder the primaries are so lame. The writers were on strike. Now maybe they will get better like the other scripted ones were.
Seriously, I’m writing in Cave troll.
Unless McCain does something for Americans, that’s all I can do. Obama doesn’t have experience & Hillary doesn’t have the heart.
When I voted, the results were 45% for Hillary and 67% for Obama. Is it just me, or does anyone else’s poll add up to more than 100%?
If Obama wins the Democratic nomination, expect him to be the first black man with his ankle tendons cut this century. Hillary needs an open shot at the 2012 election and an incumbent Democrat does not suit her. Notice how much “support” she had for Three Purple Hearts?
if i am not mistaken frank has already made a KTE for hillary(ow ow ow fingers burned just typing her name)
Cave Troll welcome support of AlanABQ. Rest of you join him in support of Cave Troll, or Cave Troll crush you with big rock!
Cave Troll for President 2008
***Me Cave Troll, and Cave Troll approve this message from Cave Troll.
i voted republicican… what does that make me? other than smarter than avarage?
A bad speller like me? A lover of pelicicicans?
I was disenfranchised. So I didn’t vote.
I would now officially burn in Hell, except that is just froze over. To quote my decision (with this explanation):
“OK; I did it. I went to the poll and cast my vote for the Hildebeast; I now have my causus card in my wallet for March 4th. A squadron of pigs flew in formation overhead, as Satan’s ice hockey team lined to vote behind me. My stomach hasn’t felt like this since I accompanied my coroner Dad to a suicide scene after a steak dinner where the guy used both barrels of a shotgun on his head.”
UH,
Where’s the third choice. The one labeled “Who Gives a Shit”