I got a lot of e-mails yesterday that said, “Frank, why didn’t you post? You are a bad blogger. I hope you die.” Well, I’m busy this week (the in-laws are visiting) so blogging will be light this week. It’s too bad, because there seems to be some good things to blog about. Like, one of Obama’s advisors says the main text he follows on national security is Winnie the Pooh. “If your tummy is grumbly, you go get some hunny,” Richard Danzig said… which actually sounds kinda aggressive.
I’m just kidding. Danzig said something much more asinine. Anyway, I hear that personally that Obama will use The Cat in the Hat as his text on foreign policy since that’s the most complex book he’s able to read.
The democrats spent eight years telling us how George Bush was too stupid to be president, just because he has a speech handicap, and now they go out and find someone who actually has the IQ of a coconut. We shouldn’t be surprised the Dems think Obama is smart, they also think he is good looking, when the best you can say about his looks, is that he looks like Barney Fife had sex with a weasel.
That is disgusting. I can’t believe Obama is seriously considering that fascist Pooh’s foreign policy.
No blood for hunny!!!No blood for hunny!!!
I think that The Cat in the Hat is probably too violent for Obama and his ilk; he’ll probably rely on Good Night, Moon or something like that. His source for domestic policy is, of course, Heather Has Two Mommies.
I thought the following quote was the best:
“He spelled out how American troops, spies, and anti-terrorist officials could learn key lessons by understanding the desire of terrorists to emulate super heroes like Luke Skywalker”
Yeah, because the terrorists are all about fighting against a massive, bloated bureaucracy and installing a Republic with free trade laws and lower taxes in its place. And didn’t Luke Skywalker flew his X-wing into civilian buildings to get his message across.
If anything, conservatives are the ones who emulate Luke Skywalker. (Not to mention the fact he blew up the Death Star, which was confused for a small moon. just think about it)
One more thing. FrankJ, when are you going to loose your job again. IMAO was so much better when you were unemployed.
Well, have fun this week, Frank, and I really don’t hope you die, at least until you finish Hellbender. After that you’re on your own.
And actually, what Danzig did was use a simplified metaphor, since obviously we are too simple to grasp complex foreign policy issues( not that I would accuse anyone on the Obama campaign of being elitist or anything)
Sounds like the Obama camp is quoting from the “Potty Monkey – the Toilet Training Monkey” book. Potty Monkey is described as “really stupid and really smart at the same time.” (That fits Barry.)
It also says things like, “I feel proud of myself when I pee-pee and poo-poo on the potty” and “Tinkle, tinkle, and poo-poo. I feel better, how ’bout you?” (Hey! That fits Barry, too!)
Nice try, Frank! Your pathetic attempt to get a sub-one star post will never work! Ha!
NBC entertainment, which brings you american gladiators & celebrity circus will bring you a all new show ‘Eat The Huns’ anchored by Martha Stewart with theme music ‘Run To The Hills’ by Iron Maiden. First time guests will include Rosie O’Donnell , Michael Moore, Jared from Subway and Al Gore
maybe your Inlaws enjoy hellbender and want you to write a few chapters of that this week instead of spending so much time talking with them.
Now that we’ve adopted the “Pooh Doctrine,” on national security, dictating our future actions in Iraq, perhaps we should follow the wise advice of Rabbit in the story “Pooh Goes Visiting”.
When Pooh gets stuck in Rabbit’s tree and tells Rabbit, “But I can’t stay here for a week!”, Rabbit wisely replies, “You can stay here all right, silly old Bear. It’s getting you out which is so difficult.”
So, Winnie The Pooh books clearly oppose an early withdraw from Iraq.
Ok .. but I think you priorities are kinda skewed. See the loyal readers of IMAO would never abandon you. No matter what you did. For instance if you cheat on your wife.. we’ll still be here. Unable to bear children… still here. Spend all the family money on strippers and gambling … here, here, here!
On the other hand you in laws will turn thier backs on you in heartbeat. As soon as wifey says you did something bad. You’re toast MISTER.
Hmmm…I suspect that if he cheated on his wife or spent the family money on strippers and gambling that he’d look less like toast and more like Swiss cheese.
Write about the in-laws. Even if it offends them.
I hope next week we get Twice as much Hellbender as this week provided.
[Two times zero? I’ll do my best to put out a couple chapters next week. -Ed.]