Obama is touring the Middle East now, I really wonder if Obama’s childlike enthusiasm is what that region needs to achieve peace. They’ve never heard of hope and change before — there aren’t even words for that in Arabic — but Obama is doing is best to communicate his message thought broad arm movements and smiles.
It all has to be very exciting for Obama too, and I’m worried about him getting over-stimulated with all the new things for him to learn. First he got showed where he was on a map; I don’t know if he understood that too well, but he did fold the map into a neat hat. Later, Obama got to see Israel and was told they have no friends in the region. Obama then said, “Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.” That being a true statement, he was given a cookie.
Obama also got to meet the troops — or as he calls them, “the scary bad men with guns.” When one asked him about how he would implement his policy on Iraq, Obama started crying until he was given some arugula to chew on.
So, are we getting closer to peace? Maybe. I haven’t read about anymore violence in the Middle East since Obama’s visit. Then again, I only ready tech and video game news. In video games, instead of in the Middle East, most violence happens in warehouses with plenty of crates to hide behind.
love them crates.
I hear when somebody asked him is he wanted to visit Yasir Arafat’s tomb he said “Of course I’m not fat, sir. Just look at me, you think these reporters would be swooning over me like pre-pubescent girls at a Hanson Brothers’ concert if I was fat? What kind of a question is to ask me if I’m fat? What’s that got to do with hope and change? Man, you guys is dumb!”
I only read tech and video game news
Frank,
The only thing that can save us from the horrors of an Obama Presidentcy is for Mccain to nominate Sarah Palin as his veep and have her dress as Cat Woman fron now until the election.
Um… Ok, I’ll be in my bunk…
The Sarah Palin plan would work if not for her being Pregnant. I don’t know there might be a market for that. Hot, pregnant, Republicans in tight leather photos. I bet Hillary’s a fan.
#2 very funny.
“Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s” sounds like a tautology until you look at America. 🙁
If at any time in Israel you hear Obama shout Allah Akbar, hit the dirt.
not sure where to put this. watching DL hugley on TV he was talking about Obama and jessie jacksons comment about cutting off obama’s balls and hugally said “obama is a democrat he has no balls”
“Broad arm movements and smiles”, heh, if that doesn’t describe his foreign policy, I don’t know what else would.
well, he certainly appears to have over won the German vote.
If he can get France and Iran behind him, he can lose all 57 states and still be president, right?
I have finally come up with the perfect name for Obama’s followers.
OBAMATRONS
I gave it 5 stars as soon as I got to “there aren’t even words for that in Arabic”.