Straight Line of the Day: Frank J. Turns 40 Today. His Birthday Celebration Should Include…

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Frank J. turns 40 today. His birthday celebration should include…

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  1. …mutilating a cake and devouring the evidence.

    …stop talking about Michelle Malkin long enough to watch The Princess Bride.

    …driving out to the country to show the kids all the wonderful fields of dirt.

    …thanking God while trying not to sound like he’s bragging just a little bit.

    …SarahK cooking, Kate Rusby singing, and the kids laughing.

  2. Frank J. turns 40 today. His birthday celebration should include…

    Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Mongo.

  3. Elephants with salmon skin harnesses pulling a hand made teak and steel cart with a 1944 diorama cake of the Normandy invasion where the Nazi bodies spell out “Happy Birthday Frank.”

  4. Happy Birthday. I used to be 40. It took about a year, but I got over it.

    I hope the day includes nudity. Nudity leads to fun things. Like changing into your swimming suit. Or showering after getting muddy from riding your dirt bike. Nudity is appropriate on your birthday, since you’re born naked.

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