Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Among the things you’ll see in the Straight Pride parade…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Among the things you’ll see in the Straight Pride parade…
Among the Things You’ll See in the Straight Pride Parade…
Me, Walrus, and zz with our latest signs for the moon.
…a cop, an Indian chief, a construction worker, a soldier, a leather-clad biker. Hey…wait a minute…
…an army of “journalists”, backed by the Dox Squad…
…Lili Von Shtupp handing out schnitzengruben,
…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists.
…families with children.
Among the things you’ll see in the Straight Pride parade…
Well I’m not saying its straight Aliens but… its straight Aliens.
…no need for post-parade clean-up…
…LEEROY JENKINS!!!
…cake…
the food or the band
…Obama holding hands with Pete Buttigieg ….hey, wait a minute!
Flags colored red, white, and blue.
A one eyed one horn flying purple people eater.
Pregnancy survivors.
People standing up to lunacy.
Among the things you’ll see in the Straight Pride parade…
sanity.
Among the things you’ll see in the Straight Pride parade…
Waldo!
Where?
There!
We the people…in order to form a more perfect union…
Be careful, that kind of talk can get you kicked off Social Media.
I’m willing to risk it…
The establishment of justice and the ensuring of domestic tranquility
Provide for the common defense
Promote the general welfare and…
Pizza!
OMGWTFBBQ
…nobody on a leash.
…MILO!
…Frank J. advertising a new novel idea after watching an old Seinfeld re-run about nothing.
…Ferris Bueller, taking the day off.
…is clothing not made out of leather, rubber, or latex.
…rulers, yardsticks and chalk line reels.
… and a spectacular theodolite show.
…no children exploited by being bizarrely displayed for propaganda purposes…
…and by children you mean 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates?
… rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, etc
Maximum oddity quotient:
Marilyn Munster
Hey, Lily was no slouch.
humor
A large wooden badger float.
Donnie and Marie Osmond impersonators
Trump’s next Supreme Court Justice nomination
… Soros-paid rent-a-protestors, as spelled out by Cliffy earlier (give or take the Methodists)
Women in miniskirts… without their balls showing.
I really don’t know how to take that one.
…A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side…
…meddling kids…
If it weren’t for them and their dog I’d have gotten away with being Grand Marshal too.
A big cake float decorated with “EAT ME”
RAMMING SPEED!!!
Mysterious large mass discovered on Moon – turns out to be…
You trying to put up a sign? 🙂
Amongst the things you’ll see in the Straight Pride Parade…
… are such diverse elements as surprise, fear, a fanatical devotion to — I’ll come in again.
And those lovely red uniforms.
…sidewalks lined with snarling, vicious, spiked collar wearing animals defecating on the pavement. And their cute little pomeranians.
…one uniformed officer with stand down orders.
…woke moms covering the eyes of their yet to be gendered children.
Bacon. And lots of it.