Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows that, when it comes to droids, humans prefer…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows that, when it comes to droids, humans prefer…
…the non-murdery kind.
…Day by Day’s Dawgs.
… blondes.
…Hemmer-droids…
…the kind that are not the ones you are looking for…
I would think it would be only the ones they are looking for.
A new study shows that, when it comes to droids, humans prefer…
Ann Droids.
A new study shows that, when it comes to droids, humans prefer…
well I’m not saying it Alien ones but… its Alien ones.
A new study shows that, when it comes to droids, humans prefer…
the white ones because they are raaaaacists.
A new study shows that, when it comes to droids, humans prefer…
Amurican ones.
A new study shows that, when it comes to droids, humans prefer…
leave the decision to Alexa.
…deaf, dumb and blind ones…
They sure play a mean pinball.
From Soho down to Brighton they must of played um all.
A new study shows that, when it comes to droids, humans prefer…
Droid Suppositories.
…the kind that don’t demand health care coverage and $15 an hour.
…instead of an on switch they are activated by you singing Chantilly Lace.
…more than one, less than three, legs.
…one whose prime directive is to take a bullet for you.
…solar powered for economy, coal powered for cold winter nights.
…one that can Transform into a Harley or a dependable shopping cart.
…the kind that will open the pod bay door when you ask them to.
I’m sorry DamnCat….. I’m afraid I can’t do that….
Perhaps you would like to sing a song?
Daisy, Daaaaaisy… give….me………your…………heeaarrt………..to………………………….do
… the ones programmed to feel pain, because it’s just so funny when they ask why we did that to them.
One that go… zip when it moves
Bop when it stops
Whirrr when it stands still…
but I’ll never know just what it was…
…the kind that won’t take commands like, “Jerk it off,” quite so literally.
Ones pre-programmed with instructions for building large wooden badgers.
…to be left alone…
Okay shuts off lights leaves room
The ones that look like Miss Stein…Governor Lepetomane’s beloved secretary.
Nurse Goodbotty
One’s that don’t say “FF” when they hear that line in Hamlet, “To be or not to be.”
Isn’t that the question?